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Best LSU quote

Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:39 pm
Posted by Run DMC
somewhere in Louisiana it's tricky
Member since Jan 2007
5762 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:39 pm
What is the best quote by someone associated with LSU? Here is a few i've found.

quote:

"Starkville is the Indian word for Trailer Park" ~ Skip Bertman


quote:

"I play for the name on the side of my helmet not the one on the back of my jersey" ~ Travis Daniels


quote:

"USC is the National Champion like Al Gore is the President of the United States" ~ Chancellor Mark Emmert


quote:

"This place makes Notre Dame look like Romper Room" ~ Brad Budde, Jr. USC OL 1979 on playing in Tiger Stadium


quote:

"Fellas, we're going to go over there to Georgia and play 'behind the bushes'" ~ Cholly Mac trying to say 'Between the Hedges'


quote:

"Have you ever masturbated?" ~ Dale Brown to a Kentucky reporter


quote:

"People are going to start respecting LSU...if you don't, we're going to hit you in your mouth." ~ Marquise Hill


quote:

"No one calls me out, I'm from LSU" ~ Shaq


quote:

"I've got a Championship game to play and I'm excited about the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in it" ~ Les Miles


quote:

"I'm busy. Thank you very much. Have a great day." ~ Les Miles


quote:

"To be quite honest, there is never a good time to play LSU." ~ Darrell Dickey, North Texas Head Coach





This post was edited on 9/9/09 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Chill Pill
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Member since May 2009
588 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:42 pm to
not LSU related, but my favorite sports quote is this gem from George Rogers --

Q: George -- how many yards ya gonna run for this year?

George: 1,500 or 2,000 -- whichever comes first.
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52601 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:42 pm to
"LSU is like an 800 lb gorilla... with a chainsaw for a penis."
Posted by GeauxFurniss
Jasper,TX
Member since May 2008
2024 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:43 pm to
"i dont know what you been told a green grasshopper gots a green arsehole"

Random guy yelling to nd fans at the union a while back. best lsu quote ever!
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52601 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

not LSU related, but
Posted by LSUTigerz
Member since May 2008
984 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:44 pm to
"Others would just say, 'Death Valley' and leave it at that. But not LSU. Here, it's 'Welcome to Death Valley.' That's beautiful. It's like descending into Hell and finding a sign that reads, 'Satan Invites You to Enjoy Eternal Damnation.'" -Jim Capel, ESPN

Posted by XenCuts
32948798171948712 posts
Member since May 2009
2210 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:45 pm to
haha all great quotes but those quotes from les miles really bring back the honor and respect that he deserves as a coach. TD has been getting more negative towards the team and more towards les every game.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

"Others would just say, 'Death Valley' and leave it at that. But not LSU. Here, it's 'Welcome to Death Valley.' That's beautiful. It's like descending into Hell and finding a sign that reads, 'Satan Invites You to Enjoy Eternal Damnation.'" -Jim Capel, ESPN


my vote
Posted by Suntiger
BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
32958 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

"Starkville is the Indian word for Trailer Park" ~ Skip Bertman


Skip was always ripping on MSU. One I heard him say a couple dozen times. - "How do you get a MSU graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
Posted by Tiger_n_ATL
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2005
32453 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:51 pm to
"I wouldn't want to play LSU right now even if I were the Indianapolis Colts". Lee Corso
Posted by Tiger_n_ATL
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2005
32453 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:53 pm to
"This is my heart, this is my heart", Glen Dorsey on national TV pointing to his LSU helmet during the broadcast of the national championship game.

Posted by W4LSU
Bannedville
Member since Jan 2009
2355 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 1:57 pm to
I like Demetrius Byrd saying "I got moves that will make Michael Jackson scared" from college gameday last year
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155613 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:13 pm to
anyone got the harvey williams aTm/reveille quote verbatim?
Posted by juneauxtiger
Charlottesville, Va
Member since Aug 2007
30 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:32 pm to
Tiger_n_atl, in which season did corso say this!?! like that one!
This post was edited on 9/9/09 at 2:35 pm
Posted by Six3
Gonzales, La
Member since Jan 2008
610 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:34 pm to
"We're not into moral victories, and as long as I'm representing the LSU Tigers, we're never going to be into moral victories," Johnson said. "I don't care where we play, when we play or who we play."
Posted by Boudin
Lafayette
Member since Oct 2006
10133 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:39 pm to
It was late '06 or '07
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20998 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

"I play for the name on the side of my helmet not the one on the back of my jersey" ~ Travis Daniels



That's heart.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:53 pm to
May not be the best quote but I've always like this one
“Dracula and LSU football are at their best after the sun goes down"
- Beano Cook
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 2:55 pm to
Wasn't it David Toms that when asked what he would have to shoot in order to win the tournament on Sunday he said "Tiger Woods."
Posted by GatorTrunk
City Point, VA via Luna, LA
Member since Jul 2008
3332 posts
Posted on 9/9/09 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

USC is the National Champion like Al Gore is the President of the United States" ~ Chancellor Mark Emmert


I love that one!
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