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re: 10 reasons a columnist from Ole Miss hates LSU

Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by HONDEAUX
Out Yonder
Member since Sep 2009
592 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:02 pm to


That's pretty funny stuff.

I thought the only school that had penis envy when it came to LSU was ULL.

Now I know there's 2. . .
Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22331 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:02 pm to
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9. Recruiting competition – Wouldn’t it be nice if the only school we had to recruit athletes against in the state was Tulane?

Oh, excuse me, can’t forget about the mighty Techsters and Warhawks! (You’re asking what schools those nicknames accompany, aren’t you? See my point?)



this is more like the top 10 reasons LSU is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ole pIss
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
14012 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:17 pm to
A quick Facebook search reveals he's a sophomore. "Columnist" is putting it lightly. He's about as qualified to speak on college football as Stephen A. Smith is. Big whoop.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36166 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:20 pm to
at least stephen a smith can be entertaining when he's wrong

his emphasis on random syllables cracks me up... I wonder if he or scott van pelt could do an impression of captain kirk in a stephen a smith voice?
Posted by kevv824
Member since Sep 2006
2386 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:23 pm to
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They can’t spell – “Go” has two letters, not five. Seaux geaux back teaux scheauxll yeaux cajun idieauxts
Dude's too stupid to realize that eaux only takes the place of a long o sound.
Posted by Run DMC
somewhere in Louisiana it's tricky
Member since Jan 2007
5835 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:27 pm to
What a doucher
Posted by Craig Ferguson
Member since Oct 2009
1568 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Seaux geaux back teaux scheauxll yeaux cajun idieauxts

So go back toe schole yo cajun idioats?
Posted by AlejandroInHouston
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2007
18776 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:41 pm to
This made me LOL. We do have some goofy arse fans who wear stupid Wal-Mart warmups to games.

quote:

5. Their attire – I can’t imagine anything more repugnant than those purple and yellow sweat suits their fans love to waddle around in with grease stains on the sleeves. From a distance, they look like giant marshmallow Peeps left over from Easter.


The other 9 were stupid.
This post was edited on 11/20/09 at 4:42 pm
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:45 pm to
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9. Recruiting competition – Wouldn’t it be nice if the only school we had to recruit athletes against in the state was Tulane?


If more than half of the MS high school recruits had the required high school GPA and could pass the ACT it would be even more helpful. Then on the other hand is it harder to recruit against MSU or Tulane. Toss up there.
Posted by TexTiga
SugarLand , Tx
Member since Oct 2007
2538 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:46 pm to
3. 1972: “The Night the Clock Stopped” – The Rebs were up 16- 10 with only four seconds left on the clock at Tiger Stadium.
After a lengthy, six or seven second play that resulted in an incompletion, the clock still showed one second!
LSU scored a touchdown on its next play and won the game 17-16 with the help of the phantom second.
Of all the dirty tricks in the book!

One of my favorite moments is all of LSU /Ole Miss history !
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30319 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:57 pm to
Native daughter Faith Hill is married to an LSU fanatic, and they cheer on the Tigers together..

Native daughter Sela Ward, became a Bama cheerleader..

The hottest of Magnolia Queens, have taste and common sense.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 4:59 pm to
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10 reasons a columnist from Ole Miss hates LSU


Well allow me to retort...

Ole Miss and 1963 Part 1

Ole Miss and 1963 Part 2
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Seaux geaux back teaux scheauxll yeaux cajun idieauxts


Translates: So go back toe skoal yo cajun idioats.
Posted by DCTiger
Washington DC
Member since Jan 2005
331 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 5:16 pm to
Just posted my response:

Ten Reason LSU Hates OLE MISS

10. The Name – really? Ole Miss…Sounds like a decrepit, unmarried whore.
9. Recruiting Competition – Could you cry anymore about having to compete against perennial powerhouses, Miss State and Southern Miss
8. Oxford – I’m sure James Meredith would agree that it’s a great place to live.
7. You can’t spell – Ole or Olé? Are we watching football or bullfighting?
6. Tuberville, Ogeron and Houston Nutt – The Riverboat Gambler (How’d that pine box work out?), Coach O (Need I discuss Coach Ya-Ya’s shirtless antics?), and Houston Nutt (Big Bra McGraw). Who’s your next coach………Montgomery Cock?
5. You’re attire – It’s a football game, not church. Leave your Sunday best at home. However, dresses on your females make it easier for us LSU guys to let them know what it feels like to touch a real man.
4. The Mannings – College Football’s First Family of Quarterback Jokes. Don’t trip over your own feet, Eli.
3. The clocked worked just fine. You would think Ole Miss guys would understand how long 4 seconds last……..Start counting when you unzip your pants and stop when you apologize to your girlfriend. (two-pump chump reference for you folks fresh out of high school)
2. Ole Miss fans – Will the incessant whining ever stop?? The 5-year old didn’t give your friend the bird, the kid was only signaling that your friend was #1.
1. Last I checked, the “Walk of Champions” looked pretty bare at Ole Piss. What kind of polls are Berryman, Billingsley, Dunkel and Litkenhous anyway? Clowns. Three Letters: BCS.

Sincerely a Tiger Forever,

Chuckeaux
Posted by TheLurker
Lake Charles
Member since Aug 2008
491 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 5:19 pm to
I met a guy from Ole Miss while on vacation in Key West. He said that they are obsessed with LSU. They consider LSU and Ole Miss to be one of the biggest rivalries in the SEC. It looks like he wasnt lying.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

Seaux geaux back teaux scheauxll yeaux cajun idieauxts!


Translation: So go back tow skoal yo cajun idi-oh-ts

If I was him and couldn't comprehend the formation of a simple rhyme scheme, I wouldn't be calling someone else an idiot
Posted by mstiger
mis'ipi
Member since Nov 2003
1345 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 5:27 pm to
HA. I love how they realize that Eli was the only chance they have ever and will ever have of going to Atlanta and WE spoiled it. HAHAHA
Posted by Craig Ferguson
Member since Oct 2009
1568 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Translates: So go back toe skoal yo cajun idioats.
quote:

Translation: So go back tow skoal yo cajun idi-oh-ts

Thanks. I had it covered.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 5:55 pm to
My bad I didn't even see your post
This post was edited on 11/20/09 at 6:30 pm
Posted by bamaswallows
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
1178 posts
Posted on 11/20/09 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

You would think Ole Miss guys would understand how long 4 seconds last……..Start counting when you unzip your pants and stop when you apologize to your girlfriend.


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