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Someone stole and tried replacing pine cone I found

Posted on 3/16/24 at 5:43 pm
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
4886 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 5:43 pm
So they redid my cousin's pine needles for landscaping. I'm walking through the apartments and see this giant pinecone that is perfect. I grab it and put it by the front door. It sits upright perfectly in the curve of pine needle and concrete. She loves it.

Two days later she says the pine cone doesn't look right. Sure enough someone replaced it with an inferior pine cone! Its closed and missing some scales.

What kind of psychopath steals a pine cone and replaces it like some Indiana Jones and the Idol type shite?

Then I look 'em up and see that they are prized by home decor females and worth a pretty penny.

If ya got this far thanks for reading...

Anyway, is there anywhere in Baton Rouge that has huge pine trees not on private property? Maybe someone works somewhere that has them?

Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4646 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 7:08 pm to
Pine cone thieves have been out of control in BR for several years now.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25579 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 7:20 pm to
You might wanna track down CajunTiger78 he has been very interested in pine trees and pine cones in the last couple of weeks...

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Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62741 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 10:29 pm to
I got plenty of fairly big pine cones. Around 6+ inches in length.
I have seen longer ones, though.
Posted by skidry
Member since Jul 2009
3254 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 7:30 am to
Thanks for sharing. Despite the downvotes I enjoyed reading it.

You know that bitch is a room mom at school, on the HOA board, and probably feeds the homeless to keep her insta likes up.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
10144 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 7:33 am to
A squirrel regularly leaves one at the top of the trellis by my place. It will magically appear...stay there for about a week...and then it's gone.

The lawn crew just came through here and raked up probably 100 or so. I didn't realize I was sitting on a fortune.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11650 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 9:43 am to
I think I shite a pine cone this morning
Posted by PenguinPubes
Frozen Tundra
Member since Jan 2018
10800 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 9:45 am to
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38667 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 10:41 am to
the big pine cones come from longleaf pines. This is the same pine that most pine straw that you see sold as mulch comes from

so, find a stand of longleaf pine and you will find your cones. The big ones are 6-8” long

all the pines on my property make small roundish cones
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53737 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

I got plenty of fairly big pine cones. Around 6+ inches in length.
I have seen longer ones, though.

The H&G board is different than the OT. No way this comment shouldn't have drawn a few replies.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53737 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

The lawn crew just came through here and raked up probably 100 or so. I didn't realize I was sitting on a fortune.


I just checked Ebay. Someone is selling "Louisiana long leaf pine cones" 5 for $12.30.

I also saw a "sugar pine cone" that is the length of a small child. $15 will get you one of those, but they want $14 to ship it.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62741 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

The H&G board is different than the OT. No way this comment shouldn't have drawn a few replies.

I was fully prepared for the comments
Posted by CajunTiger78
Member since Aug 2017
2528 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 7:37 am to
quote:

You might wanna track down CajunTiger78


Lol, yes as others have said longleaf pines have the largest cones of our native species. And yes the sugar pine which is non-native has the largest.
This post was edited on 3/18/24 at 7:38 am
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11220 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:01 am to
It was probably my sister. She'll fight somebody over big arse pine cones.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77952 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:30 am to
quote:

I'm walking through the apartments
found your problem
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1121 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 12:31 pm to
Fun trivial fact I learned this year: A very nice pine cone (maybe inferior ones as well) will "close up" if allowed to sit in water!

60 years along and never noticed this phenomenon.

Feel free to use and share this information at will.

Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
1347 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

What kind of psychopath steals a pine cone and replaces it like some Indiana Jones and the Idol type shite?

Clever squirrel? Well, not as clever as he thinks he is.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34515 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 4:02 pm to
Did the pine cone get wet in the rain?

Eatpie went in the direction I was thinking.

Put it in a 150 degree oven and dry it out a little. It is highly possible your prized pinecone will return.
This post was edited on 3/19/24 at 4:04 pm
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