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re: I'm tired of my neighbors' chickens hopping the fence and entering my yard
Posted on 3/22/23 at 8:58 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
Posted on 3/22/23 at 8:58 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
Trade them a chicken for a dozen eggs.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 5:37 am to LSUA 75
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They’re not getting hundreds of eggs off 3-4 chickens.
No shite.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 10:50 am to BilbeauTBaggins
My neighbor does the same.... lots of chickens in his yard and we have a barbed wire fence between our two houses/property. Been at the house two years now and wife wanted to redo the flower beds. We spent a few hundred dollars on mulch and new plants and within a week, the damn chickens were in the flower beds throwing all of the mulch out. I told my neighbor that the chickens were doing this and that we had spent several hundred dollars on it. He said he would control them and he didnt. So i went and bought a pellet rifle and everytime they get in my yard, i kill a chicken. Population of chickens have decreased and he has now caged the chickens.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 11:16 am to BilbeauTBaggins
Spray them with a water hose or get a dog
Posted on 3/23/23 at 11:19 am to Nicky Parrish
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I been around chickens all my life, four chickens are not laying “hundreds” of eggs a month. One hundred would be pushing it
Exaggeration. I truly don't know how many they make but it is quite a lot because they have stacks of one dozen egg cartons every couple of weeks.
Again, the whole point of this post was finding a solid solution that doesn't turn me into a shitty neighbor, even though I'm not being shitty and letting hungry chickens go running amok throughout someone else's yard.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 4:17 pm to Pahnew
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Spray them with a water hose
If you go the Big Lee route, make sure you have a custom LSU casket available. Gallo Del Cielo might fight back.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 4:19 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
I tell you what bud, i'll let you borrow my husky for the weekend. He'll handle the situation for you, just leave him in your backyard when you know those chickens hop over the fence.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 4:54 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
Assuming your yard is fenced, just borrow a friends dogs, doesn't need to a big vicious dog, a Fiest or Schnauzer would probably be best. Even a cat would take care of this problem.
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:59 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
I like chicken. Fried chicken, baked chicken, bbq chicken, chicken gumbo, chicken salad, drunk chicken, and most other chicken dishes.
Get a Gamo, and enjoy the free meals baw.
Get a Gamo, and enjoy the free meals baw.
Posted on 3/24/23 at 9:12 am to BilbeauTBaggins
At this point I'd have a little innocent fun with it. Get a dog cage or similar. Catch the chickens after they enter your yard and cage them. Give them food and water. that evening they'll start looking for them and see 'em in a cage in your backyard.
When they come to your door asking about them, tell them you recently caught some wild chickens. They'll get the picture.
Keep it cool, nice neighbors are a luxury and a blessing. Remind them you'd prefer the chickens not in your yard and suggest they clip wings to keep them on the ground.
When they come to your door asking about them, tell them you recently caught some wild chickens. They'll get the picture.
Keep it cool, nice neighbors are a luxury and a blessing. Remind them you'd prefer the chickens not in your yard and suggest they clip wings to keep them on the ground.
Posted on 3/25/23 at 4:53 am to BilbeauTBaggins
Borrow a dog.
Whack upside the head with a golf club.
Ask neighbors to have their wings clipped.
Do you have a dog or cat carrier/kennel? Catch them, throw them in there, and give them away.
Whack upside the head with a golf club.
Ask neighbors to have their wings clipped.
Do you have a dog or cat carrier/kennel? Catch them, throw them in there, and give them away.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 3:47 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
Dude. This is so easily resolved. Option 1. Get your own coop and start collecting them. Free chickens and eggs. Option2. Clip their wings with scissors. They don’t feel it, it just keeps them from flying. Option 3. Borrow a dog. Doesn’t have to be a big bad vicious dog. My wife’s Shi-Tsu is scared of his own shadow, but has killed a couple of my escaped chickens with the quickness.
Posted on 4/2/23 at 10:35 pm to BadTiger
Gallo Del Cielo …man what a classic. Great song
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