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Posted on 2/23/23 at 5:26 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 2/23/23 at 5:26 pm
I’ve been on the gurt for like 5 years, basically since the original thread. I think it helps with muscle recovery. There were some in here who said it made your hair grow back and wrinkles go away but I don’t really have those problems. Also it makes you not need to eat. On days that I don’t go to work I’ll eat a spoonful of gurt like every 5 hours and be good to go

Here’s how to make gurt

First get a yogurt maker: I recommend the instapot. I think the ones newer than like 2018 have a yogurt setting and it works good

Order this

And this

And I usually make a gallon at a time with 2 quarts heavy cream and 2 quarts half and half

For your first batch put 10 of the pills in and a few spoonfuls of inulin in your pot and stir and let it sit for 36 hours

The first batch will be kinda runny but just eat it and save like a couple cups of it to start the next batch and put 5 pills in going forward. I’ve found you don’t have to crush up the pills

Enjoy.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25851 posts
Posted on 2/23/23 at 7:52 pm to
For us Milk intolerant people, is there a non-dairy gurt?
Posted by MLSter
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 2/23/23 at 8:08 pm to
Slang that shite on the streetz.

I’Il buy, but only paying with crypto and NFTs
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 2/23/23 at 9:13 pm to
First page
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 6:32 am to
I think it gets rid of the milk bro

Gurt pills were invented to treat chrons disease so it’s basically the same thing
Posted by whiskey over ice
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 6:51 am to
is there a fat free version?
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 6:52 am to
I think the bacteria breaks down the fat and the lactose and turns it into muscle


Where is powerman he’s the one that said his hairline unreceded
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 2/24/23 at 7:29 am to
So this is what happens when 777 takes a sabbatical
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11659 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 8:16 am to
quote:

2 quarts heavy cream and 2 quarts half and half


Amateur bulker
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 8:25 am to
Can I put something in it to make me poop like activia?
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 8:47 am to
quote:

So this is what happens when 777 takes a sabbatical

There’s a new sheriff in town
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25851 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:14 am to
God made Gurt so Gurt won’t hurt?
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19117 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:24 am to
I do the same thing but I call mine Geert.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
3482 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:24 am to
Google doesn’t even know what gurt is.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:28 am to
They don’t want you to know about the gurt baw
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:31 am to
Gotta use duck duck go. Google censors the truth
This post was edited on 2/24/23 at 9:31 am
Posted by BigPapiDoesItAgain
Amérique du Nord
Member since Nov 2009
2749 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 10:26 am to
quote:

is there a fat free version?

Use non-fat milk for your substrate
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 10:30 am to
I’m gonna warn y’all that if you use milk with not enough fat it comes out like feta cheese
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14160 posts
Posted on 2/26/23 at 9:14 am to
I have crock pot express with a Yogurt button so I’m in! Just finished a hard no carb diet for 3 weeks so my gut is ready for an invasion.

All of the yogurt recipes online only cook it for 12 yours or so. Will 24 or 36 result be too much? I’m not looking for a recipe for self administered explosive diarrhea.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25851 posts
Posted on 2/26/23 at 12:01 pm to
Report back cause I don’t trust gaucho
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