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The Gurt Mega Thread
Posted on 2/23/23 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 2/23/23 at 5:26 pm
I’ve been on the gurt for like 5 years, basically since the original thread. I think it helps with muscle recovery. There were some in here who said it made your hair grow back and wrinkles go away but I don’t really have those problems. Also it makes you not need to eat. On days that I don’t go to work I’ll eat a spoonful of gurt like every 5 hours and be good to go
Here’s how to make gurt
First get a yogurt maker: I recommend the instapot. I think the ones newer than like 2018 have a yogurt setting and it works good
Order this
And this
And I usually make a gallon at a time with 2 quarts heavy cream and 2 quarts half and half
For your first batch put 10 of the pills in and a few spoonfuls of inulin in your pot and stir and let it sit for 36 hours
The first batch will be kinda runny but just eat it and save like a couple cups of it to start the next batch and put 5 pills in going forward. I’ve found you don’t have to crush up the pills
Enjoy.
Here’s how to make gurt
First get a yogurt maker: I recommend the instapot. I think the ones newer than like 2018 have a yogurt setting and it works good
Order this
And this
And I usually make a gallon at a time with 2 quarts heavy cream and 2 quarts half and half
For your first batch put 10 of the pills in and a few spoonfuls of inulin in your pot and stir and let it sit for 36 hours
The first batch will be kinda runny but just eat it and save like a couple cups of it to start the next batch and put 5 pills in going forward. I’ve found you don’t have to crush up the pills
Enjoy.
Posted on 2/23/23 at 7:52 pm to el Gaucho
For us Milk intolerant people, is there a non-dairy gurt?
Posted on 2/23/23 at 8:08 pm to el Gaucho
Slang that shite on the streetz.
I’Il buy, but only paying with crypto and NFTs
I’Il buy, but only paying with crypto and NFTs
Posted on 2/24/23 at 6:32 am to BigPerm30
I think it gets rid of the milk bro
Gurt pills were invented to treat chrons disease so it’s basically the same thing
Gurt pills were invented to treat chrons disease so it’s basically the same thing
Posted on 2/24/23 at 6:51 am to el Gaucho
is there a fat free version?
Posted on 2/24/23 at 6:52 am to whiskey over ice
I think the bacteria breaks down the fat and the lactose and turns it into muscle
Where is powerman he’s the one that said his hairline unreceded
Where is powerman he’s the one that said his hairline unreceded
Posted on 2/24/23 at 7:29 am to el Gaucho
So this is what happens when 777 takes a sabbatical
Posted on 2/24/23 at 8:16 am to el Gaucho
quote:
2 quarts heavy cream and 2 quarts half and half
Amateur bulker
Posted on 2/24/23 at 8:25 am to el Gaucho
Can I put something in it to make me poop like activia?
Posted on 2/24/23 at 8:47 am to Ingeniero
quote:
So this is what happens when 777 takes a sabbatical
There’s a new sheriff in town
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:14 am to el Gaucho
God made Gurt so Gurt won’t hurt?
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:24 am to el Gaucho
I do the same thing but I call mine Geert.
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:24 am to el Gaucho
Google doesn’t even know what gurt is.
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:28 am to Earnest_P
They don’t want you to know about the gurt baw
Posted on 2/24/23 at 9:31 am to Earnest_P
Gotta use duck duck go. Google censors the truth
This post was edited on 2/24/23 at 9:31 am
Posted on 2/24/23 at 10:26 am to whiskey over ice
quote:
is there a fat free version?
Use non-fat milk for your substrate
Posted on 2/24/23 at 10:30 am to BigPapiDoesItAgain
I’m gonna warn y’all that if you use milk with not enough fat it comes out like feta cheese
Posted on 2/26/23 at 9:14 am to el Gaucho
I have crock pot express with a Yogurt button so I’m in! Just finished a hard no carb diet for 3 weeks so my gut is ready for an invasion.
All of the yogurt recipes online only cook it for 12 yours or so. Will 24 or 36 result be too much? I’m not looking for a recipe for self administered explosive diarrhea.
All of the yogurt recipes online only cook it for 12 yours or so. Will 24 or 36 result be too much? I’m not looking for a recipe for self administered explosive diarrhea.
Posted on 2/26/23 at 12:01 pm to SquatchDawg
Report back cause I don’t trust gaucho
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