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re: Gym Shark Leggings

Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:38 am to
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10447 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:38 am to
All this squat, squirt, pants talk...it makes me remember a rule.

Don't squat above 50% of your 1rm if you have the squirts. I've found your attention to sphincter control drops off past 50%.

You try to go heavy, that intrabdominal pressure will trigger a high pressure blowout.
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 11:49 am to
quote:

is Duluth Trading baw.


In the context of your sentence, a comma between trading and baw is imperative.

Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
1913 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

I like to go dong out. I know I’m squatting low enough when my sack hits the floor.


With a name like Dixie Normus your sack should not be hitting the floor before your dong. Shrinkage perhaps?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18525 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:19 pm to
quote:


With a name like Dixie Normus your sack should not be hitting the floor before your dong. Shrinkage perhaps?



It’s winter. No body rocking full length right now.
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:20 pm to
This went downhill very quickly.
Posted by FatMan
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
1786 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:21 pm to
Why you gotta bring up being fat?

I agreed with everything else, lol.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81745 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

She is an alter who is well known for seeking male attention on other boards.

Thanks. I had no idea.
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 1:11 pm to
Please don’t feed the elephant in the corner.

No alter here...just a short girl looking for the perfect leggings to fall in love with.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 1:29 pm to
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32 29 36



Will you come back to the OT and leave these poor insecure innocent souls alone?


Give it one more shot

Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
5677 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 1:42 pm to
it is time to let her go hillbilly she just wants leggings
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81745 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 1:58 pm to
Can we at least get some insight into squat proof?
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Can we at least get some insight into squat proof?

When I perform a move, such as a squat, RDLs, or good mornings that cause leggings to stretch across my arse you cannot see my panties or skin. That way you have to guess if it’s a thong or cheeky that day.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136854 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

32 29 36


LINK
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

That way you have to guess if it’s a thong or cheeky that day.


you squat in a thong?
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:30 pm to
Well....I like the option. Hence the search for new leggings.
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:30 pm to
Sorry Rouge...... sometimes that’s all it is.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Well....I like the option. Hence the search for new leggings.



Do you like the sensation of the thong riding up your arse crack and knocking on your back door every time you squat?
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10447 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Will you come back to the OT and leave these poor insecure innocent souls alone?


I have a garage gym. It takes a lot more than leggings talk to challenge my innocence.

When you have a garage gym, you can have a clothing optional gym. Until your wife sees you. I tried compression shorts only one time and that is still a talking point for her over a year later.

Point being, the H+F board is more adventurous than you're giving us credit for.
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
10203 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:48 pm to
This is the most action this board has seen in months...
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43308 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 2:55 pm to
All jokes aside this banter is a lot better than rehashing low carb vs macros for the 500th time
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