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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by illuminatic
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:14 pm to
The wife and I will be the first people to list "red shelled" as the reason for divorce. We get mad.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by illuminatic
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:53 pm to
It's true. She called me a pussy arse bitch and stopped talking to me half the day. Whenever I want some alone time I suggest MK and get her mad enough to be done with me for the day.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 6:20 pm to


I know exactly what you're talking about. Playing NSMBU with the wife is absolute insanity. If she dies, it's my fault. End of story. I thank God she's not into Mario Kart
Posted by flyAU
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 10:26 pm to
I am still in the "let the wife win" mode
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

I am still in the "let the wife win" mode


NEVER!
Posted by Mear
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 3:11 pm to
Curious on what layout you guys are running

I've been using the sport bike with cyber wheels
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 3:30 pm to
I prefer the circuit special kart w/ slicks
Posted by Mr Gardoki
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 3:31 pm to
He's lieing, she's just better than him.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 3:59 pm to
Morton on sport bike with crimson slims

Can make the sharpest turns
Posted by illuminatic
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 4:19 pm to
Bowser on pipe frame kart with crimson slims or cyber slicks.
Posted by Mear
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 6:43 pm to
so it seems like heavy is the way to go
Posted by Doldil
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 7:06 pm to
Heavy if you can control it...they're faster.

Karts for tracks that have more straightaways and bikes for tracks that have more turns seems to be the ideal way to do it, but that obviously isn't feasible since you can't change out every race.

I had been going with heavy's but for online play I may switch back to something with more acceleration because of all the wrecks. Nothing worse than being on bowser and getting hit with the finish line in site only to lose out since you can't accelerate for shite.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 7:45 pm to
I also created a Mii, maxed out her height and weight, made her as fat and hideous as possible and named her Bertha. She has the same racing specs as Wario, Bowser, and Morton - the three super heavyweights. I use her online sometimes
Posted by auburnu008
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 9:59 pm to
Mario with pipe cart and blue wheels. Only 2 more series wins on mirror and I unlock the gold cart.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:03 pm to
So, has anyone been noticing if players have been using glitches and are cheating on this game? It happened to me on 3 games in 5 just now. I was behind someone, and I hear the spiky shell come by. I was in second and was close to the finish, so I'm laughing my arse off thinking it was about to cement my win, and then the fricker stops on me and puts me in 7th instead.

Next race is on Mario Circuit, I'm winning the entire time, no one really challenging me, and when I cross the finish line, I'm in second, despite no one passing me, and it was the same winner as last time.

The next time was in Yoshi Valley, when I hadn't even had a contender with me since the first lap. Low and behold one second before I cross the finish line, that same player magically appears in front of me in front of the finish line. And that guy finished first in the other 2 races as well, although I wasn't in as much contention to see exactly what he did at the end.

No way this dude isn't cheating, so how do you turn in people for doing that?
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

so it seems like heavy is the way to go



Anyone who doesn't I see as amateur to be honest.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:10 pm to
Meh, disagree. I usually go heavy, but if you're in a group of good players, and you keep getting clustered together and spun out 30 times a race, a smaller guy can be advantageous
Posted by AUin02
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:50 pm to
Ok honestly, whose DICK do I have to suck on to get a fricking turtle shell in this game. Items depend on place my fricking arse. Oh you're in 8th? Have a frickING BANANA PEEL. What's that? Moved up to 5th? BETTER frickING TAKE 3 OF THE frickERS THEN.

It's like there's a million items in the game, and I only see 3. Banana peel, 3 banana peels, and a single fricking mushroom. Infuriating to no end to watch 2nd place get triple red shell while me, in 3rd, gets triple fricking banana peel. I don't even really want red shells. Just green shells would be nice.





















































































God I forgot how much Mario Kart can make me rage out.
Posted by Mystery
Member since Jan 2009
9003 posts
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:34 am to
quote:

Ok honestly, whose DICK do I have to suck on to get a fricking turtle shell in this game. Items depend on place my fricking arse. Oh you're in 8th? Have a frickING BANANA PEEL. What's that? Moved up to 5th? BETTER frickING TAKE 3 OF THE frickERS THEN. It's like there's a million items in the game, and I only see 3. Banana peel, 3 banana peels, and a single fricking mushroom. Infuriating to no end to watch 2nd place get triple red shell while me, in 3rd, gets triple fricking banana peel. I don't even really want red shells. Just green shells would be nice.


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