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Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:53 pm to hawgfaninc
It's true. She called me a pussy arse bitch and stopped talking to me half the day. Whenever I want some alone time I suggest MK and get her mad enough to be done with me for the day.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 6:20 pm to illuminatic
I know exactly what you're talking about. Playing NSMBU with the wife is absolute insanity. If she dies, it's my fault. End of story. I thank God she's not into Mario Kart
Posted on 6/15/14 at 10:26 pm to genro
I am still in the "let the wife win" mode
Posted on 6/15/14 at 10:39 pm to flyAU
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I am still in the "let the wife win" mode
NEVER!
Posted on 6/17/14 at 3:11 pm to Doldil
Curious on what layout you guys are running
I've been using the sport bike with cyber wheels
I've been using the sport bike with cyber wheels
Posted on 6/17/14 at 3:30 pm to Mear
I prefer the circuit special kart w/ slicks
Posted on 6/17/14 at 3:31 pm to Doldil
He's lieing, she's just better than him.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 3:59 pm to Mear
Morton on sport bike with crimson slims
Can make the sharpest turns
Can make the sharpest turns
Posted on 6/17/14 at 4:19 pm to genro
Bowser on pipe frame kart with crimson slims or cyber slicks.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 6:43 pm to illuminatic
so it seems like heavy is the way to go
Posted on 6/17/14 at 7:06 pm to Mear
Heavy if you can control it...they're faster.
Karts for tracks that have more straightaways and bikes for tracks that have more turns seems to be the ideal way to do it, but that obviously isn't feasible since you can't change out every race.
I had been going with heavy's but for online play I may switch back to something with more acceleration because of all the wrecks. Nothing worse than being on bowser and getting hit with the finish line in site only to lose out since you can't accelerate for shite.
Karts for tracks that have more straightaways and bikes for tracks that have more turns seems to be the ideal way to do it, but that obviously isn't feasible since you can't change out every race.
I had been going with heavy's but for online play I may switch back to something with more acceleration because of all the wrecks. Nothing worse than being on bowser and getting hit with the finish line in site only to lose out since you can't accelerate for shite.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 7:45 pm to Doldil
I also created a Mii, maxed out her height and weight, made her as fat and hideous as possible and named her Bertha. She has the same racing specs as Wario, Bowser, and Morton - the three super heavyweights. I use her online sometimes
Posted on 6/17/14 at 9:59 pm to genro
Mario with pipe cart and blue wheels. Only 2 more series wins on mirror and I unlock the gold cart.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:03 pm to genro
So, has anyone been noticing if players have been using glitches and are cheating on this game? It happened to me on 3 games in 5 just now. I was behind someone, and I hear the spiky shell come by. I was in second and was close to the finish, so I'm laughing my arse off thinking it was about to cement my win, and then the fricker stops on me and puts me in 7th instead.
Next race is on Mario Circuit, I'm winning the entire time, no one really challenging me, and when I cross the finish line, I'm in second, despite no one passing me, and it was the same winner as last time.
The next time was in Yoshi Valley, when I hadn't even had a contender with me since the first lap. Low and behold one second before I cross the finish line, that same player magically appears in front of me in front of the finish line. And that guy finished first in the other 2 races as well, although I wasn't in as much contention to see exactly what he did at the end.
No way this dude isn't cheating, so how do you turn in people for doing that?
Next race is on Mario Circuit, I'm winning the entire time, no one really challenging me, and when I cross the finish line, I'm in second, despite no one passing me, and it was the same winner as last time.
The next time was in Yoshi Valley, when I hadn't even had a contender with me since the first lap. Low and behold one second before I cross the finish line, that same player magically appears in front of me in front of the finish line. And that guy finished first in the other 2 races as well, although I wasn't in as much contention to see exactly what he did at the end.
No way this dude isn't cheating, so how do you turn in people for doing that?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:06 pm to Mear
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so it seems like heavy is the way to go
Anyone who doesn't I see as amateur to be honest.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:10 pm to OMLandshark
Meh, disagree. I usually go heavy, but if you're in a group of good players, and you keep getting clustered together and spun out 30 times a race, a smaller guy can be advantageous
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:50 pm to genro
Ok honestly, whose DICK do I have to suck on to get a fricking turtle shell in this game. Items depend on place my fricking arse. Oh you're in 8th? Have a frickING BANANA PEEL. What's that? Moved up to 5th? BETTER frickING TAKE 3 OF THE frickERS THEN.
It's like there's a million items in the game, and I only see 3. Banana peel, 3 banana peels, and a single fricking mushroom. Infuriating to no end to watch 2nd place get triple red shell while me, in 3rd, gets triple fricking banana peel. I don't even really want red shells. Just green shells would be nice.
God I forgot how much Mario Kart can make me rage out.
It's like there's a million items in the game, and I only see 3. Banana peel, 3 banana peels, and a single fricking mushroom. Infuriating to no end to watch 2nd place get triple red shell while me, in 3rd, gets triple fricking banana peel. I don't even really want red shells. Just green shells would be nice.
God I forgot how much Mario Kart can make me rage out.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:34 am to AUin02
quote:
Ok honestly, whose DICK do I have to suck on to get a fricking turtle shell in this game. Items depend on place my fricking arse. Oh you're in 8th? Have a frickING BANANA PEEL. What's that? Moved up to 5th? BETTER frickING TAKE 3 OF THE frickERS THEN. It's like there's a million items in the game, and I only see 3. Banana peel, 3 banana peels, and a single fricking mushroom. Infuriating to no end to watch 2nd place get triple red shell while me, in 3rd, gets triple fricking banana peel. I don't even really want red shells. Just green shells would be nice.
Mario Kart Ladies and Gentlmen!!
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