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Wife just brought me some ice cold seedless watermelon slices

Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:41 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94594 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:41 pm
I did the yard earlier and had to shower and jump back onto a work call so I haven't had a chance to rehydrate yet.

She just came in with a big ol bowl and imma be real I've had sex that wasn't this good.

This is what God wanted us to eat.

#peteywasright
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11332 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:44 pm to
You should have better sex, I guess?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94594 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:47 pm to
you should find a better watermelon
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
3176 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:53 pm to
Have an upvote to even out your down vote.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79686 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

You should have better sex, I guess?

quote:

you should find a better watermelon


Find the right watermelon that can do both
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11332 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

Find the right watermelon that can do both


I’m intrigued…
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39643 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 10:13 pm to
Seriously nothing better. I almost had to take my pants off after eating cold watermelon after sweating my dick off fishing all day a week or so ago
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 10:36 pm to
Great another one today. The aroma was so great. We’ve been buying locally grown for weeks. Incredible.
Try watermelon caprese. Outstanding.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20333 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:43 am to
Ice cold melon is a great way to get hydrated after working outside and sweating your arse off.

I do it all the time in the summer months. Between cutting grass, tending to the vegetable garden, pressure washing, etc., it is a must to have cold melon in the fridge at all times.

Hell, my wife works in an air conditioned office and she will often take a zip-lock bag of cut up melon with her to work for something cool and sweet to munch on at her desk.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8374 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:24 am to
My wife and I buy 2 a week during the summer months. There isn't much better than a sweet watermelon in hot weather.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94594 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Seriously nothing better. I almost had to take my pants off after eating cold watermelon after sweating my dick off fishing all day a week or so ago
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44770 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 11:24 am to
I've tried to like watermelon and I just can't do it. Tried every variety and in every preparation. Not sure what it is about it, but I just don't like it.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
38308 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 11:26 am to
quote:

I've tried to like watermelon and I just can't do it. Tried every variety and in every preparation. Not sure what it is about it, but I just don't like it.

Its unfortunate because you seem like a nice guy, but now you cannot be trusted.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44770 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 11:39 am to
For real, I try things I've never liked routinely. It's amazing what I have developed a taste for as I've gotten older. Always hated olives, now I love them. Hated peppers, now I love them. Some things haven't changed: horseradish, watermelon. I'll keep trying.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:12 pm to
I'm on my second big bowl with some Tajin on it. This is breakfast and lunch today. I'm going to be well hydrated and possibly bloated.
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14108 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:52 pm to
My teeth have become sensitive to ice cold watermelon. Cold cantaloupe doesn’t hurt, so I don’t get it.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 1:02 pm to
That's strange. Maybe because the watermelon has more liquid in it than the cantaloupe?
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14108 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 1:14 pm to
I’m sure there is a logical reason like more water, but it just seems cruel.

I love watermelon.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 1:19 pm to
When I was cutting up the big watermelon last night, it was warm from having been outside when purchased. Still tasted mighty good!
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