When you tell your wife to go to the store for stuff to make a jambalaya

Sausage and cheese plate?
Sausage Sammiches?

If you have rice and chicken broth at home, you can make a rice pilaf w/ smoked sausage in it. It isn't really jambalaya but it will scratch the itch and it is very tasty.

Browning onions and sausage. May end up with a drunken sausage jambalaya.

Don't hate on white cans, bruh.

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What do you cook?

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Cook down the onions with some peppers (if you have them) in butter and a little red wine or beer. Add the cut up sausage. Brown the sausage.
Cook some pasta, add olive oil and some seasoning.

Toss the sausage/onion in to the pasta, add some parm cheese.

Is she hot? Just have her for dinner.

Sausage dogs.

C'mon man.

Caramelize the onions, brown the sausage, throw in a can of blue runner