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TulaneLSU's legal lobster deal of the day: 20 lbs shipped for $155 (now sold out)

Posted on 6/13/20 at 12:58 am
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13638 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 12:58 am
Friends, unfortunately, if you snoozed, you lost. This deal has sold out.

Friends,

The Food Board is infamous for the 12 1.5 pound lobsters for $120 back in 2012 that ended up being stolen. This time around, however, I think this deal is on the up and up.

Lobster207.com is offering 20 pounds of live lobster ranging from 1.24 to 1.48 pounds for $155, shipping included. That's just $7.75 a pound shipped. Compare that to the ill-gotten lobsters of 2012, which were $6.67/lb, and $7.45/lb adjusted for inflation. I'd say the extra 30 cents per pound is worth it when buying legal lobsters.

Why the low cost? Apparently there is an abundance of lobsters this year due to decreased demand from restaurants and the inability to ship them abroad. At least that is what Uncle's friend in Connecticut is saying. Tell them TulaneLSU sent you their way.

Yours,
TulaneLSU

P.S. Here is the link to the deal. One potential downside to this deal is it appears they will not ship until August, when the lobsters are molting. Just as with blue crab, when lobsters molt, they are not filling their shells with meat yet, so you get the equivalent of empty lobsters. They aren't truly empty, just as recently molted buster blues aren't "empty," but there is some wasted water weight.

This post was edited on 6/13/20 at 9:19 am
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15792 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 1:17 am to
Die. /thread
Posted by questionable
FL
Member since Apr 2008
1254 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:17 am to
Friend,

No robsters, no care.

Regards,
Questionable
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102126 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:56 am to
Those poor animals. You don’t hear them crying when you put them to their death? Heathen is what you are.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122941 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 8:11 am to
Friend,

Don’t let these cretins drag you down to their level. Thank you for this deal. I hope Mother will be a beneficiary of this website’s low prices.

Yours,

NIH
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63842 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 8:42 am to
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 8:52 am to
Friend,

I enjoyed the lobsters back in the day and I fondly recall the taste of those lovely crustaceans being even more tasty since learning they were robsters! I appreciate your deal but will pass until someone does a pic thread like Wick did with his robster thread.

PS. Molting lobsters suck
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13638 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 9:26 am to
Friend,

I am sad to report the lobsters in this sale sold out. I look forward to reading about how those of you who got your orders submitted fare.

In other news, I am planning on taking a road trip to Bedford, MA, where this market has lobster at $4.49 to $5.99/lb. In lieu of this shipped deal I will have a lobster party. My hope is to rent a Budget rental truck, buy several thousand lobsters in MA, transport them to New Orleans, and have a huge TigerDroppings lobster steam at the house. When details are finalized I will start sending out invitations. It's going to be grand! Can't wait to get this together and see yall there.

Yours,
TulaneLSU

Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 10:05 am to
quote:

In other news, I am planning on taking a road trip to Bedford, MA


Please don’t.
Posted by questionable
FL
Member since Apr 2008
1254 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 10:35 am to
Gonna take a lot more than free lobster to get people over to the psych ward to visit you & Mother.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15792 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Gonna take a lot more than free lobster to get people over to the psych ward to visit you & Mother.


This is what I imagine TulaneLSU and Mother to look like...

Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102126 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 10:48 am to
I think the intent would be to get as all together so he can take us out in one place. It’s brilliant but I see through it.
This post was edited on 6/13/20 at 10:49 am
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13638 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 10:52 am to
Friend,

If by take out you mean introduce you to a world of refinement, class, and virtue then you are absolutely correct. As my guests, you are welcome to anything in the house, but you will be removed if you have on your person alcohol, tobacco, vaping devices, illicit drugs of any sort, pornography, knives, guns, brass knuckles, or are heard to be using foul language. Faith, hope, and love will be served in plenty throughout the day. As well as lobster!

Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102126 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:35 am to
Faith comes in many forms. Most include tolerance of those who see the world under a different lens.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15792 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:42 am to
quote:

As my guests, you are welcome to anything in the house, but you will be removed if you have on your person alcohol, tobacco, vaping devices, illicit drugs of any sort, pornography, knives, guns, brass knuckles, or are heard to be using foul language.


Soooooo absolutely no fun? And no, no one wants your Jesus painting hanging over the fireplace.
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13638 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:49 am to
Friend,

Those items above are inhibitors of fun. We are going to have the most fun time in the history of fun in New Orleans, better than Fun Factory! Anyone who has ever joined us for carol singing and hot chocolate can attest to that!

There is a family portrait over the sitting room's fireplace. The amount of explicitly religious art in our house is sparse. You'll just have to see soon.

Would you believe Mother and I are on the road right now! A day trip. Full details will be relayed later today or tomorrow. Just where in the world are we?

Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15792 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Those items above are inhibitors of fun.


Have a nice glass of champagne along with some fries to snack on and tell me that's an inhibitor of fun. Go ahead, try it. Report back with full details.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5727 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 12:00 pm to
TulaneLSU,
Should I be invited to your party I will be there with bells on! However, after reading the list of prohibited items ( mainly no alcohol, pornography, foul language, or brass knuckles), I fear many of your dear friends from Tigerdroppings may not attend.

Anxiously waiting by the mailbox for my invitation,
Legion of Doom
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80050 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 12:45 pm to
This is what I picture...
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 6/13/20 at 2:55 pm to
Holy shite. That is so spot on. I’m so mad I never thought of that. He’s been trolling as Buster.
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