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TulaneLSU's Christmas chestnut soup recipe with 10 photos

Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:01 pm
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:01 pm
Dear Friends,

The news grows bleak each day, almost as if we were in the midwinter. I am warmly nestled in my own self-imposed Lenten quarantine. I am grateful for this time of isolation from the world, and endeavor to use its gifts much as the desert monastics did. Your thoughts, prayers, and well wishes are all appreciated.

While I know we are liturgically in the Lenten season, perhaps a foretaste of Christmas is needed right now. Several of you, after tasting a tiny bowl at one of the post caroling dinners, aggressively sought the recipe for my famous Christmas chestnut soup. I hoped to share this recipe next Autumn or Advent season. However, no day is guaranteed. Today could be my last, and if so, the recipe would be lost to the world. That would not be fair.

I will be sure to include this recipe in the second edition of TulaneLSU's Advent Journey, for which there will be a Gulf Coast wide scavenger hunt for copies. Be sure to start exercising now, so you will be at the front of the pack.



Shall we get started? Okay, we shall.

Let's start with a small list of ingredients. Like all of my recipes, I think anyone with at least one functioning hand and eye in any kitchen should be able to complete the tasks of preparation and cooking. I like simple ingredients, taken at the peak of season.

Ingredients:
1 good size carrot, finely chopped
1 stalk of celery with leaves, finely chopped
2 leaks, finely chopped
4 tablespoons of butter
1/2 cup heavy cream
3 cups of chicken broth
1 thyme sprig
1 3" sprig of rosemary
1 cup of unsweetened grape juice



The hardest part of the soup if chopping up the vegetables and getting your soup preparations made. Not included in this picture is making a little bag out of cheese cloth for the rosemary and thyme. Garlic has no place in this recipe or any Christmas chestnut soup. I pity anyone who would suggest such a revolting idea.



So many recipes include alcohol, like wine, but wine is easily substituted with unsweetened grape juice. I do not allow alcohol in my abode nor do I support Big Alcohol, and I encourage you to do the same. One way to accomplish this virtuous task is ridding our recipes of unnecessary alcoholic pollution. Most people say, "The alcohol cooks out." Well, if that's the case, why are you wasting your money on it when you can get better and cheaper substitutes that do not undercut morality and society?

You are aware of my love for Le Sueur peas. It is the only brand item I think it worth the price over the store brand. For chicken broth, I prefer the Walmart Great Value brand (get the regular, not jumbo carton, as the price per ounce is illogically cheaper in the smaller package). Unfortunately, I was out and couldn't afford a trip to Walmart.



All of my chestnuts come from Williams Sonoma. Although prices now for a jar run $20, it is worth it. I usually wait for the after Christmas sale when they can be purchased around $6 a jar. My pantry is filled with jars from many years past, some as with expiration dates of 2015! But the chestnuts have never gone bad on me, even when they are five years out of date. I always taste a few nibbles and look for mold. So far, so good for me. If you're worried about it, just buy some in-date ones. I do not know of any other chestnut carriers besides WS in the NOLA Metro. If you do, I hope you will share that information.



Melt the butter on medium heat and scrape the three vegetables into your Dutch oven. I've always used Dutch ovens made in France. I've looked for Dutch-made Dutch ovens, but have so far come up with nothing.



As most Louisianans are accustomed to a celery, bell pepper, and onion triad, they assume once the onions have sweat, they're cooked. With this recipe, you need to go a little longer than when the celery and leeks, which are always a superior substitute to onions in any recipe, become translucent. The carrots take a little longer to cook. Usually, this process takes about 10 minutes total.



It's now time to add the chestnuts. Simply marvelous. Roasted chestnuts have never been my thing, but a chestnut soup is incredible. These are beautiful chestnuts, and even though they are several years beyond their expiration date, they look, taste, and smell as though they were picked yesterday. One nice thing about this chestnut soup is that it's relatively low in carbs. The chestnuts provide a perfect mealiness, so a flour-base is unnecessary. A hefty serving of this soup, which is satisfactory for a meal, comes in around 20 total carbs, and less than that if you subtract the fiber.



I continue stirring my vegetable mixture and chopping or smashing the chestnuts with a wooden cooking spoon. The end result is a thick paste of Autumn. It usually takes about 5 minutes before all my chestnuts are smashed. That's when I know this mixture is ready for the next step: adding the grape juice and the thyme-rosemary bag. I cooked the combined vegetable-grape juice mix for 5 minutes on medium heat.



Add your chicken stock and bring it to a boil. I then reduce to low heat once it has started bubbling. Leave only partially covered for 30 minutes. At the 30 minute mark, turn the heat off, uncover completely, and remove the rosemary-thyme bag.



Add cream. Using a hand blender, blend the soup until uniform consistency. By this time, the fragrance in your kitchen and home will have you at the very least humming your favorite Christmas carol. And no, please leave Chestnuts Roasting off your Christmas caroling list next year. It has nothing to do with the Christ child.



Depending on your mood, a small dash of truffle oil or olive oil with shaved white truffles will make a nice bow on top of this gastronomic grace to your family or friends. There is no question that at our next Christmas caroling session, I will prepare this soup for you, my dearest friends, as well as some of TulaneLSU's Top 10 Christmas cookies. I cannot wait to see you there.

Faith, Hope, and Love,
TulaneLSU

This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 9:23 pm
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29243 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

Big Alcohol


Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89899 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:17 pm to
Your continued lack of garlic application is stunning
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:17 pm to
Thank you for your service
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:25 pm to
No onion?
Posted by drake20
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13123 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:36 pm to
Looks delicious, buddy.

Christmas in March! I will be making that recipe soon, but I hope I get to try your superior version first. God bless you.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120265 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 10:56 pm to
God bless you tulanelsu

God bless us every one
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24556 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 10:41 am to
quote:

why are you wasting your money on it when you can get better and cheaper substitutes that do not undercut morality and society?



quote:

The transformation of water into wine at the Marriage at Cana or Wedding at Cana is the first miracle attributed to Jesus in the Gospel of John.[1] In the Gospel account, Jesus, his mother and his disciples are invited to a wedding, and when the wine runs out, Jesus delivers a sign of his glory by turning water into wine.



The sin is strong!
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50118 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 10:44 am to
The end result looks the product of a weekend with dysentery.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37748 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 10:54 am to
Looks like shite. I wouldn't feed that shite to my worst enemy's dog.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10875 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 11:47 am to
stranger and stranger
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:31 pm to
Dearest Friends,

Your kind and encouraging words mean so much to me. I have no doubt you’ll savor the flavor when the time is right. I’m eating a bowl of this soup now. It ages like a pot roast, even better on day two.

TulaneLSU
Posted by I B Freeman
Member since Oct 2009
27843 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 2:32 pm to
So you are not a Whiskeypalian even though you frequently reference the Book of Common Prayer. You have also written of your Calvinistic upbringing. I am curious which Calvinist use the Book of Common Prayer?
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 4:26 am to
Dearest Friend,

The Book of Common Prayer is largely the product of Thomas Cranmer. Cranmer, however, did not dream up the BCP. The book and its liturgy are based on the liturgies of Calvin in Geneva and Martin Bucer in Strasbourg. Certain anti-Calvinist Anglican theologians of the last century did all they could to try to diminish Bucer’s influence on the BCP, but even a cursory comparison of it to the liturgies of Geneva and Strasbourg leave those angled arguments empty.

The truth is Calvin and the early Swiss and German reformers would feel far more at home in the liturgy of the Anglican Church than current Reformed and Presbyterian liturgies. And that ghastly Book of Common Order, LOL, don’t get me started. Knox’s version was superior to the modern one, but still quite inferior to the BCP.

Serious Episcopalians, those who think about their faith, at least the ones I know have all leaned to Calvinism. Maybe not five point Calvinism, but was even the man Calvin a five pointer? I think of the actual Calvinism more a systematized Augustinian faith. While most Episcopal pastor “theologians” today are all about such labels, you’ll find them more inclined to accept the label Augustinian, though they’ll usually reject his sexual ethic, than Calvinist. Nonetheless, I find Calvin’s Calvinism entirely consistent with both the theology and liturgy of Anglicanism.

Loved,
TulaneLSU
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112620 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:02 am to
Your soup looks like an absolute delight.


Yours,

NIH
Posted by I B Freeman
Member since Oct 2009
27843 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:29 pm to
Thank you friend for your response.

quote:

Serious Episcopalians, those who think about their faith


Which congregations in Southeast Louisiana might one expect to find a large number of such serious individuals?

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