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Share your colonoscopy prep diet

Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:29 pm
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5113 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:29 pm
The misery starts tomorrow with the clear liquid diet for 24 hours. Got my broth, apple juice, and Gatorade ready. Just happy I can still have my morning coffee
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32640 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:30 pm to
Make sure the doctor pulls out
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89645 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:37 pm to
I ate a ton of italian ice
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
7315 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:45 pm to
Only thing I can give you is well wishes and god speed. That clear 10W30 they make you drink is disgusting.
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5113 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:47 pm to
That part is actually easy now. You now have an option for a pill form if you don’t want the cocktail!
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5529 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:49 pm to
Either a gumbo or chili about 6 hours prior. Give’em a good surprise when they’re up the poop shoot.
Posted by marcus3000
The nice part of Gardere
Member since Jan 2018
845 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:49 pm to
The worst part is the first 12 hours. After that I wasn't very hungry. The nice part is that they give you a soothing drug cocktail IV and you wake up and have someone drive you home.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14151 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 7:07 pm to
Two packages of lemon jello and 12 gallons of Go Lightly, consumed a half gallon at a time. I think that was accurate. After prep, colonoscopy was a breeze. Second one I have had. I plan on being dead before the next one. Na Na NaNa Na Na!

Posted by tiger61
Summit, MS
Member since Oct 2006
140 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:00 pm to
A clear flavored snoball and mix a pack of crystal light lemonade in the suprep for a better flavor.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
20950 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:08 pm to
24 hour prep? Your doctor sucks. I only prep from 5:30 in the evening till I fall asleep.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
16882 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:34 pm to
I had a good steak dinner night before... might as well eat something good if it’s all coming out anyway
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11492 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:36 pm to
I have been on NPO and clear liquid diets for weeks at a time, not for prep but for other conditions. In the hospital they had lemon Italian Ice, at home I got lemon and watermelon Italian ice, probably the only thing that saved me. I would get broth from chicken noodle soup, the broth in the hospital is disgusting, and if you have ever seen it before they "cook" it is a fricking gel/goop solution.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31881 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 9:14 pm to
Gatorade packets and tiny orange pills.

Then arse Olympics
Posted by uaslick
Tuscaloosa
Member since May 2011
836 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 9:17 pm to
The misery is offset by the biggest, most satisfying farts you will ever experience.

Edit: AFTER the colonoscopy. Before, those are not farts.
This post was edited on 4/28/21 at 9:19 pm
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 4/28/21 at 9:31 pm to
Boudin and port wine
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15002 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 2:59 am to
quote:

Second one I have had. I plan on being dead before the next one.


I'm now 68 and had my 2nd one in 2019 around this time and don't plan on another in my lifetime either. Both times they eliminated a few polyps and the last time they wanted me to come back in the spring of 2020 for a follow-up and I told them to go pound sand.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3495 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 8:42 am to
1/2 a bottle of bourbon the night before. shite in the jar and dropped it off at the UPS store.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18719 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:14 am to
Jello of approved colors (I think red and purple are banned) is good. You can chew on it and have some semblance of eating, and you get a little "solid" food in your stomach.

You can sip some chicken broth too if you want hot food. Better than Bullion is good.
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