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re: My peanut butter rant
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:24 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:24 pm to SuperSaint
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if she can’t even fix ol Baw some PB toast, I’d imagine she don’t suck either
Dang, some of these boys just married very poorly. Had a hankering for a grilled cheese for lunch today. Asked my wife if she would make us a couple and you wouldn’t believe it, she said sure and got up and made a couple. And if I had to guess, later tonight I’m pretty sure I’ll get some nooky without having to ask at all.
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:25 pm to SuperSaint
We talking crunchy or smooth? I'm more of a smooth man myself now that I'm 40.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:28 pm to Burt Reynolds
quote:sorry you have bad genes
Are you really too lazy and helpless to stir a jar with a knife for a few minutes for something exponentially healthier? No wonder I see so many Ozempic threads on the Low-T lounge; you people don’t understand how to eat right.
I’m in my 40s and every health metric is above average. My T levels are all average for someone in their 30s. I take zero medication. I’ve eaten jiff my entire life.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:29 pm to lsuoilengr
I buy Costco peanut butter that is naturally runnier than most other brands. It has a lot of oil separation upon purchase.
I always open the lid, remove the aluminum seal, and then shove a sharp knife into it a few times. Scrape the peanut butter off on the side and then replace the lid. Throw the peanut butter jar in the air so that it spins really quickly and catch it in your hands. Ensure the lid is still tight with each throw.
It'll be perfectly emulsified within a minute or so.
Because their peanut butter is so runny, I like to store it in the fridge. Cold Kirkland organic peanut butter is the best I've found, but I know some people don't like to keep it refrigerated.
I always open the lid, remove the aluminum seal, and then shove a sharp knife into it a few times. Scrape the peanut butter off on the side and then replace the lid. Throw the peanut butter jar in the air so that it spins really quickly and catch it in your hands. Ensure the lid is still tight with each throw.
It'll be perfectly emulsified within a minute or so.
Because their peanut butter is so runny, I like to store it in the fridge. Cold Kirkland organic peanut butter is the best I've found, but I know some people don't like to keep it refrigerated.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:30 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:I’ll one up you and say I prefer to make peanut butter myself
I prefer the organic that’s just peanuts and salt.
But I only did it once bc
But it was delicious but I prefer almond butter anyway
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:32 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:im going to one up ya
But it was delicious but I prefer almond butter anyway
Trader Joe’s Cookie butter TYFYS
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:33 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
I’m in my 40s and every health metric is above average. My T levels are all average for someone in their 30s. I take zero medication. I’ve eaten jiff my entire life.
Yet you are the Low-T Lounge ringleader for ED threads. Maybe eat less trash and you won’t need dick pills
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:34 pm to lsuoilengr
I actually agree with you. I bought in once and found it to be a huge PITA
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:35 pm to SuperSaint
quote:fa sho!
Trader Joe’s Cookie butter TYFYS
That shite is the best.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:35 pm to lsuoilengr
Jif Creamy ftw. All day, every day.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:36 pm to lsuoilengr
quote:
Oil splashed everywhere. It never mixes, it’s just a big oily mess
America is about to invade your kitchen. Rip
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:43 pm to lsuoilengr
quote:
So I grab a knife and start churning it up. Oil splashed everywhere. It never mixes, it’s just a big oily mess. And I got peanut butter all over the place.
Did you attack the jar like a toddler does the first time they get their hands on a marker
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:53 pm to lsuoilengr
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:02 pm to lsuoilengr
Elvis!
Good to hear from you buddy. I knew you were still alive.
The organic peanut butter doesn't contain emulsifiers.
No emulsifiers is a good thing. They're not very healthy.
Pour off the oil, or mix it back in. Smear the PB on some white bread, slap on a banana and rock on!
No reason to get "All shook up" about a modern peanut butter and banana samich.
Good to hear from you buddy. I knew you were still alive.
The organic peanut butter doesn't contain emulsifiers.
No emulsifiers is a good thing. They're not very healthy.
Pour off the oil, or mix it back in. Smear the PB on some white bread, slap on a banana and rock on!
No reason to get "All shook up" about a modern peanut butter and banana samich.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:03 pm to lsuoilengr
You sure that was peanut butter or Savoie's gumbo in a jar.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:12 pm to lsuoilengr
quote:
Some organic fancy shite
People caught up in everything organic also believe we walked on the moon 57 years ago.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:18 pm to lsuoilengr
Stop being a slob. Natural peanut butter is delicious and once you've eaten it long enough, Jiff tastes like shite.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:21 pm to Zap Rowsdower
quote:
Should have bought Peter Pan.
Just buy the walmart brand peanut butter. It tasks as good if not better than then others and is about half the cost
We eat a lot of peanut butter. Trust me. We are experts in this field
Posted on 1/18/26 at 3:23 pm to GeauxGutsy
quote:
People caught up in everything organic also believe we walked on the moon 57 years ago.
I've seen, 'Capricorn One'...I know what's up.
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