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re: Is there a more hated or misunderstood condiment than mayonaise?

Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:16 pm to
I'm not going to bother reading most of this thread. All I will say is that a little bit of mayonaise (on the same side of the sandwich as the cheese) is an essential part of a sandwich. It adds moisture and takes on the flavor of the rest of the sandwich. Gobs of mayonaise is gross. That's why I don't use gobs. This is particularly true of the roast beef sandwich.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81559 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:16 pm to
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I like my fries with Mayo.
Hell yes. Waffle fries slathered in mayo is one of the finest meals ever. Mayo is the King of all condiments, and possibly, the best food product ever crafted by human hands.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:18 pm to
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Duke's is better than either


never heard of it
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97598 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:18 pm to
buy them by the gallon
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81162 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:18 pm to
Pretty much any dip besides salsa and queso is mayo based. And any salad dressing that's creamy is mayo based.. Ranch, Caesar, thousand island.
It's used in buttercream frosting and occasionally cakes.
Posted by buddhavista
Member since Jul 2012
3543 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:20 pm to
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So you hate ranch dressing, sour cream and onion dip, French onion dip, chicken salad, etc. too??

I don't like creamy based dressings due to my hatred of mayo.

Sour cream is ok. Dips made with sour cream are ok, but no to mayo. I just avoid creamy dips unless I make them.

I had a really horrific experience when I was growing up eating some chicken salad that went bad. When I even think about it, I can think about the throw up. It was due to faulty mayo, and thus I don't eat mayo any more.

I am sure it has snuck by me but in general I avoid it.

The semen thing is just a joke, I dislike it b.c of the throw up thing. It does look like semen though.

And finally, I eat pretty much everything but mayo and american cheese. I have eaten bugs, live fish and chicken feet. I am not a picky eater, other than mayo.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81559 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:20 pm to
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on the same side of the sandwich as the cheese
GROSS! Never put it on the same side as the cheese. I love both, but just reading that makes me want to vomit.
Posted by buddhavista
Member since Jul 2012
3543 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:21 pm to
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Dude, every sushi roll does not have mayo. So you don't eat any because some have mayo? You can actually read the ingredients before you order the sushi. Weird concept I know

The sushi place by our house, its about 75% do. I tend to read the ingredients, but frankly I think rolls usually suck. Sashimi is where its at.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98276 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:22 pm to
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Blueplate is the best btw followed by hellmans....


Kraft ftw
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:24 pm to
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GROSS! Never put it on the same side as the cheese. I love both, but just reading that makes me want to vomit.


you don't know how to make a proper sammich. same side as cheese and tomato. and a little salt and pepper on the tomato. i'm convinced this is what god intended.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16522 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:24 pm to
Mayo by itself is disgusting. I cant even stand the smell of it. If i get some on my finger, i wash it off instead of just eating it like i would ketchup. That being said, i have to use it on sandwiches or when i eat a can of tuna.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45719 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:27 pm to
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I have never liked Hellman's Lite.

me either. I like regular Hellman's. Out here it's Best Foods. I put on my sammiches, in my tuna salad, and in my potato salad.
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4525 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:28 pm to
Didn't read the thread.

Mayonnaise is fricking disgusting. I have hated it my whole life and will continue to hate it.

Nasty, nasty, shite............
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81559 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:31 pm to
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you don't know how to make a proper sammich. same side as cheese and tomato. and a little salt and pepper on the tomato. i'm convinced this is what god intended.
Of course I do, but that's beside the point. The mayo is actually serving a purpose over there on the other side-protecting the bread from moisture. Cheese is doing it on the other side. Wet bread is gross. Tomatoes are foul and poisonous fruits. Easily as disgusting as okra.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66361 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:32 pm to
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Mayo is gross
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16533 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:34 pm to
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shut the frick up..

avocado is natural...mayo is processed shite....


this mentality always makes me

all natural organic yaaayyyy!
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:34 pm to
This post was edited on 2/18/13 at 8:39 am
Posted by LynchMane
Austin TX
Member since Oct 2012
85 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:36 pm to
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I like my fries with Mayo.


Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278033 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:36 pm to
Chiropractors giving diet advice, must believe.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66361 posts
Posted on 12/4/12 at 4:38 pm to
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