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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:25 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:25 am


Sicilian Meatballs AND semolina spaghetti pasta mixed up together in a bowl of fun, wine from the region of Tuscany, and a backdrop of Venice just to drive it home, and yet still you disappoint. No Neapolitan ice cream from the region of Naples?

I get it. The poser version of the lady and the tramp right before they meet their lips together for the big kiss,, with fine dining white table cloth and all, because Sicily is known for its wealthy fine dining status. Surprised it wasn't red and white gingham, but wait... That would be followed by red berets, horizontal black and white pin striped shirts, a cadly dressed voluptuous Parisian harlot and a maître d with a long skinny black mustache playing the accordion and serenading the couple to a cheep rendition of Édith Piaf's Hymne à l'amour.


Cheewiz 225.....

Why not a bowl of gumbolaya topped with lutefisk, at a McDonalds, some Lebanese tea, and with a backdrop of the Golden Gate Bridge? You could have included a mariachi band in the backdrop for added effect.


Happy Valentines Day you two love birds.


Posted by lsu2006
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:29 am to
Man, I bet you thought this was way funnier and more clever when you were typing it.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:30 am to
You're easily annoyed, aren't you?
Posted by reb13
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:30 am to
2,1
Posted by Degas
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:31 am to
How did they manage to get the only strand of unsauced pasta?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:31 am to
I regret reading this.
Posted by bbrou33
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:31 am to
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Man, I bet you thought this was way funnier and more clever when you were typing it.


This made me laugh. OP did not

Sorry guy. Btw who is she? Is she single?
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:33 am to
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Man, I bet you thought this was way funnier and more clever when you were typing it.


I am still laughing. Whether you do or don't is of no consequence to it being comical or not.

Like a Bigga Pizza Pie, that's amore.....



Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:34 am to
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You're easily annoyed, aren't you?


Amused.... And yeah, it's pretty damn funny.

Posted by Matisyeezy
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:39 am to
This is a pretty shitty thread.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:40 am to
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This is a pretty shitty thread.


Fine, I'll start a best hamburger in BR thread for your viewing pleasure.

Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:41 am to
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Amused.... And yeah, it's pretty damn funny


That must be why everyone else is laughing. :crickets:
Posted by CITWTT
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:42 am to
After a one take photo I bet they couldn't brush their teeth fast enough.
Posted by CITWTT
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:43 am to
Dupe.
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 10:45 am
Posted by Degas
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:44 am to
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Fine, I'll start a best hamburger in BR thread for your viewing pleasure.
It's February, so it would be the best king cake thread.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:45 am to
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That must be why everyone else is laughing. :crickets:


Most people don't like things that strike home, or laughing at themselves. Most I would say however fail to get the irony in the picture even. That's not my fault. I didn't do that.
Posted by WDE24
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:46 am to
I didn't count, but op doesn't look to be 1000 words.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:47 am to
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Most I would say however fail to get the irony in the picture even. That's not my fault. I didn't do that.


OMG you are so smart and funny.
Posted by Winkface
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:47 am to
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. Most I would say however fail to get the irony in the picture even.
Me
Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 10:47 am to
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If a picture paints a thousand words, then....



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