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re: I don't get the crumbl cookies hype

Posted on 9/24/22 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by GynoSandberg
Bay St Louis, MS
Member since Jan 2006
74444 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 3:44 pm to
Avg revenue of $1.68M
Avg net profit per store of $357,000

They’re doing numbies at Crumbl, mingsy. Will it last? Doubtful
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 3:55 pm to
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desert


Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63674 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 3:58 pm to
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Can't believe you read that piece of shite Business Insider.


I don’t.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63674 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 4:01 pm to
No one’s perfect, bro.

Here’s something to make up for it. I’m [ETA: "In", I meant "in"] Arabic, Sahara means desert. So the Sahara just means “the desert”. But, if you say the Sahara Desert, you’re really saying the desert desert.
This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 4:11 pm to
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I’m Arabic


Are you stinky?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63674 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 4:15 pm to
Dear God. I'm not even drinking yet. That's pathetic.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 4:46 pm to
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No one’s perfect, bro. Here’s something to make up for it. I’m [ETA: "In", I meant "in"] Arabic, Sahara means desert. So the Sahara just means “the desert”. But, if you say the Sahara Desert, you’re really saying the desert desert.


This post was edited on 9/24 at 4:16 pm



You even fricked that up
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83032 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 4:47 pm to
We talked about the cupcake fad a ton on this board when those shops were all over the place. Surprised some people don't remember that. Most everyone here agreed they would fall hard.

Froyo went through it, and I'm sure those Viet tea/sweets places will go through it. There's usually 1 or 2 left standing, but the mass amounts that open fail as the fad dies down.
This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 4:49 pm
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
8036 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:18 pm to
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Froyo went through it, and I'm sure those Viet tea/sweets places will go through it.


Good point. Baked goods is already a hard entry. These places specializing in one item is even harder long term
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35930 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 10:01 am to
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The crumbl cookies are big or something?



An average American man can handle two or three in a serving.

We bought their little cookie cutter and cut them into 4ths as soon as we get them home. Family of four we go through a box of 4 per week.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110953 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 10:07 am to
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The crumbl cookies are big or something?


They are big cakey cookies. I don’t care for them at all. I hate cakey cookies, though.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 10:19 am to
At $4 a pop they better be good.
I've only tried them once and I enjoyed what I had.
Like others have said I was only able to eat a little bit because of how sweet they are.

As far as the size I'd say they are 4-5 inches in diameter
Posted by BigPapiDoesItAgain
Amérique du Nord
Member since Nov 2009
3473 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 2:50 pm to
I think they are very well executed (at least the only store in my area that I've had them from), have some innovative varieties and ingredients are good.

They are expensive and the calorie and macro count is ridiculous, thus they don't fit very well into my general scheme of feeding myself and my family, but as someone who cooks and takes food seriously, I totally get what they are doing and respect the product they put out there (at least what I've sampled). Definitely a primo cookie, and its hard to reproduce such variety on a home baker scale, though with youtube, the home cook that knows his or her way around a stand mixer can put some excellent stuff out.
Posted by Suntiger
STG or BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
36218 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:38 pm to
They aren’t very good. Mrs. Suntiger’s cookies are way better. Rouse’s are really good too. I’d take a Jason Deli or Subway cookie over crumbl.
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