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I ate 10,000 calories yesterday

Posted on 7/6/20 at 9:58 am
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/6/20 at 9:58 am
Since this wasn't a normal 4th of July weekend with gatherings limited etc I decided to see if I could get to 10k

I ended up eating:

1. 5 Bacon Egg and Cheese biscuits
2. 12 krispy kreme chocolate covered donuts
3. 2 extra meat chicken burritos with a side of guac and queso from Chipotle
4. 1 large thin crust sausage and pepperoni from Dominos

10,190 calories. Was an enjoyable experience to share it on instagram and have my friends cheer me on. First 8k calories before the pizza were actually not bad. The pizza was not enjoyable in the least.

Slept 12 hours last night and feel kind of how i feel after a normal cheat meal day

Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
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Posted on 7/6/20 at 9:59 am to
Glad you had fun

Please share your handles for some follows
This post was edited on 7/6/20 at 10:00 am
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 10:02 am to
I ate like shite yesterday, but still probably half those calories, and felt like absolute dogshit last night and am still bloated this morning

I do not envy you

Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
25457 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 10:07 am to
I feel exactly how i feel after I a normal cheat day where I drink some alcohol and eat a bad meal or two.

nothing out of the ordinary. I am 5 pounds up total weight today, but I drank prob 2 gallons of water so we will see in a couple days how much remains
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13912 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 10:07 am to
Didn't cram mine into a day but at nothing but shite all weekend.... over the course of the weekend ended up killing a case of Bud heavy by myself and downing a few glasses of bourbon every night.... I woke up this morning literally bloated a belt notch bigger than I normally am.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40518 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 10:18 am to
Same. I had a Caniac for lunch and Johnny's pizza for dinner and washed it down with a couple neat glasses of bourbon. Oh the joys of being skinny and single.

eta: and some leftover wings
This post was edited on 7/6/20 at 10:33 am
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
5635 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 10:50 am to
Cool story.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 10:53 am to
quote:

I ate like shite yesterday, but still probably half those calories, and felt like absolute dogshit last night and am still bloated this morning
Posted by mxs1998
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2005
854 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 11:30 am to
very impressive.

I started my post-quarantine diet since I went back to work last Monday. Probably ate 4-5k calories all week. However, I'm jealous of those KK choco covered donuts.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 7/6/20 at 11:32 am to
I did the same. Nursing a hangover and we just ate like shite on the couch watching outer banks. I feel like I’m living today in slow motion.
Posted by Original Big Dawg
Member since Jan 2019
91 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 11:33 am to
5k calories over 5 or 7 days is impressive - big up yaself. many of us are going to emerge from quarantine looking like wall-e men dont let it be you
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40518 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 11:37 am to
quote:

watching outer banks.



uhh yeah, I'd rather the hangover
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
25457 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 11:55 am to
During the week i eat pretty good. I actually lost 13 pounds from March - May. I'm up 2-3 of that because I haven't been tracking as closely. This week I'll be back at it and will do perfectly fine.

4-5k total is not a lot; I am usually in the 1800-2200 range daily when i'm doing well and that lets me drop 1-2 lbs a week while still enjoying myself
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 12:14 pm to
Did you watch it? It was surprisingly pretty good.
Posted by Lee Chatelain
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Member since Oct 2008
12562 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

I ate 10,000 calories yesterday


Is this Matt Stonie?
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40518 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 12:30 pm to
Nah, I'm juggling 8 other garbage series.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33400 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 1:09 pm to
I do not envy your toilet.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11425 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Since this wasn't a normal 4th of July weekend with gatherings limited etc I decided to see if I could get to 10k

I ended up eating:

1. 5 Bacon Egg and Cheese biscuits
2. 12 krispy kreme chocolate covered donuts
3. 2 extra meat chicken burritos with a side of guac and queso from Chipotle
4. 1 large thin crust sausage and pepperoni from Dominos

10,190 calories. Was an enjoyable experience to share it on instagram and have my friends cheer me on. First 8k calories before the pizza were actually not bad. The pizza was not enjoyable in the least.

Slept 12 hours last night and feel kind of how i feel after a normal cheat meal day


In one sitting? That's impressive. I wonder if the body processes calories normally in that situation. Assuming normal 3500 calories for a pound, that would be like instant weight gain.
Posted by mxs1998
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2005
854 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 1:33 pm to
OP's toilet today...

Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
25457 posts
Posted on 7/6/20 at 3:17 pm to
Nah over the course of the day. Pretty much 4 sittings of 2500 or so.

My toilet has actually been somewhat normal. I figured it would be way worse and it's a bit worse but not so bad.

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