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re: Favorite store bought biscuits?

Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:05 am to
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:05 am to
If I was cooking for a bunch of ppl, then sure I'll try my hand at homemade. But 95% of the time I prefer convenience when it comes to a biscuit for breakfast.

ETA: I never have buttermilk
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 10:06 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39052 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:06 am to
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hungryone schooling people up in here



no she's not. She gave a biscuit recipe. OP's thread is about Mary's B's biscuits. Which are great. Homeade great? No, but a pretty damn good alternative when pressed for time and/or only in need of a biscuit or two.
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 10:07 am
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Aren't fractions still taught in fourth grade?
I wouldn't take the recipe down to a single biscuit, as it is mechanically difficult to mix small amounts using regular kitchen equipment and get the proper texture...but you can certainly halve the recipe and make 4 (or 2/3 big fat ones). But why? It is just as much work to make 4 as 6 or 12, so make some and share (bring warm biscuits to work and watch your popularity increase) or stash your own homemade ones in the freezer.

Ain't nothing wrong with frozen Mary B's (just like jarred roux, it's a nice convenience). I was just trying to encourage ppl to at least attempt biscuits, as they are very very very simple to make.

RE: flour on the counter...I don't even know how to respond to that one. I roll all my doughs directly on the countertops, so yes, you do need to wipe them when you're done. A kitchen is meant to be used, isn't it? It's not like you're rolling dough in the walkin closet or on the living room rug. It's a kitchen...don't you generally wipe down all of the countertops every day?


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Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:20 am to
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Aren't fractions still taught in fourth grade?


Yes indeed.

I guess you didn't get to sarcasm since it was after the 4th grade.

To say it takes 5 minutes to make biscuits is silly by the time you get everything out, prepare the mixture and clean up.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
51524 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:30 am to
the "buttery flavored" are damn good after a morning in the duck blind.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
51524 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:36 am to
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Grands
In comparison to Mary B's is like biting the sole of a boot verses tasting a slice of fresh baked bread for the first time.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:38 am to
I don't eat biscuits much, but I like Mary B's and Sister Schubert's. Have no desire to make them. I don't like baking. I can put foil on a baking sheet, pop the biscuits in the oven and do other things while they cook, eat them, toss the foil and be on my merry way.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14538 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:47 am to
Mary B's are good frozen biscuits and I would not hesitate to serve them. We have some Pillsbury frozen Buttermilk Biscuits in the freezer (I think - not sure). It is definitely easier to make 1 or 2 frozen biscuits than to make any number from scratch. I am pretty sure they would be better than many who post here would make from scratch. IMO, a good scratch biscuit is a skill or talent that most people do not possess.

Having said all of that, I would be less of a man if I didn't say that some of my fondest memories of time with my dad were Sunday mornings as a 5-6 year old kid (in the early 1950s) watching him snap open a can of 10/$1.00 cheap canned biscuits, pass them (both sides)across a layer of bacon grease and plop them into the oven before he soft scrambled eggs for us kids for breakfast while Mom was finishing getting ready for Church. Sunday mornings were a tight schedule at our house and he knew his stuff, worked fast and still made us feel special. Those were good (best) days and it wasn't a homemade biscuit that made them that way. I miss him displaying his skill at cooking canned biscuits in his dress pants white shirt and tie with his Bible ready to go on the kitchen counter.

I made certain I did the same with my sons when they were kids. My grandkids have seen me do it, too. Doubt I'll be around for great grandkids, but if I am I hope they still sell cheap canned biscuits.

Enough old guy stuff.

We have friends in this weekend and will probably serve English Muffins from cabinet or frozen biscuits from freezer.

Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18846 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 11:33 am to
Mary Bs and Jar Roux works every damn time.

Packet of white pepper gravy mix on those Biscuits MMMmmmm

Making your own biscuits.. Aint nobody got time for dat
Posted by emboslice
Member since Dec 2012
4520 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 11:42 am to
When you FDB-ers say it is easy to make biscuits, you really mean it. After reading, I decided to make some myself. I have never made them before, but I have made bread.

Here's the recipe I used:
2 cups unbleached AP flour
1 Tbsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp sea salt
4 Tbsp butter
1 cup plain unsweetened almond milk + 1 tbsp fresh lemon juice



Had one with leftover winter root hash and it was delicious... and very easy to make.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 11:46 am to
its about that time of the year where i go grab a couple bags of sister schubert yeast rolls for the holidays.

bitch can make some damn strong bread products
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 11:47 am
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28497 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 11:55 am to
I've tried making biscuits from scratch, and they were nowhere near as good as Mary B's Southern Made. Baking just ain't my thing. I end up with more flour on the floor and stuck to my hands than end up in the biscuits.
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33653 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

I end up with more flour on the floor and stuck to my hands than end up in the biscuits.

amen
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33653 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 12:02 pm to
Damn, like Whole Foods much?


And no offense but that looks like crap compared to my Mary B's
Posted by emboslice
Member since Dec 2012
4520 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 12:08 pm to
Just happened to be the store I went to. Yes, I do like whole foods.

It's fluffier than it looks. That's a weird angle.

None taken! This is a frozen biscuit thread & I don't know anything about them but just wanted to post it here because the inspiration.

May you find the best biscuit for you
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 12:09 pm
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33653 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 12:09 pm to
Mary B's and Sister Shuberts are the best IMO

ETA: how much of a mess did you make and how long did it take you?
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 12:10 pm
Posted by emboslice
Member since Dec 2012
4520 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 12:10 pm to
If I come across them I will certainly give them a try. I'm not much of a biscuit eater.

Didn't make much of a mess. Dirtied 1 bowl, wooden spoon, potato masher thing (to dice da butter), teaspoon/cup measure things, area I floured... Didn't take long.
7 minutes, if that, to prepare and then I baked for about 14 minutes. Plus time it takes for oven to get to 400+.
35 minutes give or take.
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 12:14 pm
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33653 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

I'm not much of a biscuit eater.
me neither. But on the rare occasion I want one w/ my breakfast, Mary B's out the freezer and onto my stoneware is great
Posted by Z28
Member since Feb 2011
116 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 12:13 pm to
Best biscuits in the world are Ms. Kay's recipe from Duck Dynasty:

2 cups Pioneer Buttermilk Biscuit mix
1 cup sour cream
1/2 cup sprite

knead and cut biscuits on floured surface
Melt butter and dip each biscuit into butter then bake at 400 till done. If you want to really do them justice, melt the butter in a cast iron skillet, coat both sides in the butter, bake in the skillet. It will virtually fry the outsides to a nice crispy texture.
These are as close to Popeye's biscuits as you can get.
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 12:20 pm
Posted by emboslice
Member since Dec 2012
4520 posts
Posted on 10/29/13 at 12:15 pm to
I can understand that. If I'm in the mood for one, it's a rare occasion and I wouldn't necessary want 6 (how many this recipe made). I have a roommate that'll gobble them up, though... And I am going to try to freeze a few and see how they are when re-baked.

I will be making these again.
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