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re: Crawfish Boils-The People

Posted on 4/10/13 at 12:35 am to
Posted by snake23
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Posted on 4/10/13 at 12:35 am to
I'm a minion/first responder. Id rather chill with the bros by the pot while they're boiling than have to strike up meaningless conversations with people that I really don't feel like talking to. And I always find then biggest looking crawfish to eat. I can't stand the little, hard-to-peel frickers
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 4/10/13 at 9:33 am to
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And I always find then biggest looking crawfish to eat.
Separate classification. That one is: The Douche.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
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Posted on 4/10/13 at 10:04 am to
Holy crap. I just Germans this.
Posted by El Josey Wales
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Posted on 4/10/13 at 10:04 am to
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3598 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 10:06 am to
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god this is fricking lame. how about this idea: let's try and have at least ONE aspect of our lives where we don't have to categorize people in order to sort out the situation and make everyone feel like an equal participant.


Lemme guess ... Expert?
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 4/10/13 at 10:10 am to
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Laissez Bon Temps Roulers


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The Drinkers


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The Instructors


Always wait for the 2nd or 3rd batches, not a boil without Aibta Strawberry, I have the best peeling technique and try and help the virgins the best I can.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61428 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 10:15 am to
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I'm a minion/first responder. Id rather chill with the bros by the pot while they're boiling than have to strike up meaningless conversations with people that I really don't feel like talking to. And I always find then biggest looking crawfish to eat. I can't stand the little, hard-to-peel frickers


So. Don't visit, don't offer help, and bogart the biggest crawfish. Bet you get invited to a bunch.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 4/10/13 at 10:21 am to
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Lemme guess ... Expert?




On EVERYTHING.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/10/13 at 10:33 am to
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Lemme guess ... Expert?


Posted by ArtooDetoo
Tatooine
Member since Feb 2013
179 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 10:47 am to
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I have the best peeling technique


Care to elaborate? I suck at it and usually end up just tearing the little guy apart. Hate fricking with the vein too
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87380 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 11:01 am to
I just remove one ring and out comes the tail. I don't frick with the "vein". A little crawfish poo never hurt anybody.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3598 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 1:31 pm to
I don't even remove the first ring unless necessary. Head off, suck, tip of tail in teeth and pull.

If it's my boil, I'm the boiler. If not, I'm a bon temps type, though I'll help if needed. I am always careful not to be the expert. Those guys are fricking aggravating. I threw a boil for a friend's wedding party once, and he had this annoying douche who decided he was "helping me with the boil."

Dude did nothing but provide advice - we need pineapple, turkey necks, etc. I just said "ok". Then he did nothing of course, and shows up (I brought and bought all the shite) going "dude, where's the necks and pineapple I told you to get?" He thought he knew more because he is a "chef" at Juan's Flying Burrito.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 1:39 pm to
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Lemme guess ... Expert?


Nah, never have boiled crawfish myself. Don't really know much about it except the result can range from terrible to phenomenal.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 1:45 pm to
I missed your Germans, Mr. Balls.
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
11006 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 3:40 pm to
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god this is fricking lame. how about this idea: let's try and have at least ONE aspect of our lives where we don't have to categorize people in order to sort out the situation and make everyone feel like an equal participant.


You are really pitiful. I mean, I really do pity you.
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7462 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 4:10 pm to
As someone who is allergic to shellfish, I am definitely a drinker. I just get unapologetically drunk and enjoy the day consuming the only thing I can.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 4/10/13 at 4:32 pm to
You have my deepest sympathies. Seriously. I'm so thankful that I don't have that issue.

Do you bring your own meal with you? Fry up some fish?

I don't boil myself but when I get a caterer to do a boil for a group, I have them fry fish for the non crawfish eaters. Hot dogs for everyone else. I aim to please, but that's as far as I go.
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