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Conversation with my wife, tonight...
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:15 pm
We were having grilled chicken for dinner...
Wife: Let me trim the excess skin off the chicken.
Me: That's okay. It's fine.
Wife: No. Look at that one piece. The fat is hanging off on 3 sides.
Me: It's okay. I'll eat that one.
Wife: it'll just take a sec...
Me: LEAVE MY DAMN CHICKEN ALONE!
Anyone else ever have a similar conversation?
Married for 26 years and thinks crispy chicken skin is gross. She can't understand why I like it...
Wife: Let me trim the excess skin off the chicken.
Me: That's okay. It's fine.
Wife: No. Look at that one piece. The fat is hanging off on 3 sides.
Me: It's okay. I'll eat that one.
Wife: it'll just take a sec...
Me: LEAVE MY DAMN CHICKEN ALONE!
Anyone else ever have a similar conversation?
Married for 26 years and thinks crispy chicken skin is gross. She can't understand why I like it...
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Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:16 pm to Jax-Tiger
She’s trying to subtly tell you that you need to lose weight.
Take the hint, fatty.
Take the hint, fatty.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:19 pm to Jax-Tiger
I feel your pain. Wife will come in when I’m eating hogs head cheese or liver and onions and start trying to intervene.
Bang zoom Alice, to the moon.
Bang zoom Alice, to the moon.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:22 pm to Jax-Tiger
My wife doesn’t mind chicken skin. She detests blue cheese, olives, and anything spicy ( all things I love btw). My favorite piece of chicken to grill are boneless skinless thighs. I buy them by the 8 pack at Costco andkeep them in the deep freeze.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:27 pm to Jax-Tiger
My wife won't eat chicken thigh meat. I mean she does, but thinks it's breast meat bc that what I've been telling her for the past decade.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:32 pm to Jax-Tiger
quote:
Wife: Let me trim the excess skin off the chicken.
Me: mmmhmmm (drinks beer).
Go this route next time
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:02 pm to Jax-Tiger
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:07 pm to Kim Jong Ir
No matter how absolute well trimmed and lean a piece of meat is, and I mean ALL meat, chicken, beef, pork, salmon, trout, tuna, shrimp etc., my wife will find something to trim off.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:35 pm to Jax-Tiger
Tell her, "Thank you dear. When you get it trimmed, just leave the skin on my plate so that I can eat it. It is so sweet of you to cut it off. You know how much I love it. If you like I will eat all of the skin from every piece."
Posted on 12/31/18 at 10:13 pm to Jax-Tiger
Your wife is a sweetie, listen to her.
Posted on 1/1/19 at 12:43 am to andouille
quote:
No matter how absolute well trimmed and lean a piece of meat is, and I mean ALL meat, chicken, beef, pork, salmon, trout, tuna, shrimp etc., my wife will find something to trim off
This.^^^
If I’m cooking pulled pork, I’ll trim all the fat off within reason. Of course, 99% of the rest of it melts away during a long cooking process. Yet my wife will sit there picking out pieces of fat off her plate that are 1/3 the size of a grain of rice. She will find fat anywhere at any time. If there is no fat, she’ll find something that vaguely resembles fat and pick that out.
Posted on 1/1/19 at 12:47 am to t00f
quote:
Your wife is a sweetie, listen to her.
You are one of the only people on this board who has met her, so you can say that...
Posted on 1/1/19 at 9:52 am to TigrrrDad
quote:
If I’m cooking pulled pork, I’ll trim all the fat off within reason. Of course, 99% of the rest of it melts away during a long cooking process. Yet my wife will sit there picking out pieces of fat off her plate that are 1/3 the size of a grain of rice. She will find fat anywhere at any time. If there is no fat, she’ll find something that vaguely resembles fat and pick that out.
Are we married to the same chick? Sounds like it
Posted on 1/1/19 at 11:11 am to AbitaFan08
Why do people think eating fat makes you fat?
Posted on 1/1/19 at 11:45 am to Masterag
It was just a joke. Relax. No need to start off the New Year with your panties in a wad.
Posted on 1/1/19 at 1:20 pm to Jax-Tiger
I left my first two wives over chicken skin. Bitches be crazy. Happy New Year!
Posted on 1/1/19 at 6:51 pm to AbitaFan08
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It was just a joke. Relax. No need to start off the New Year with your panties in a wad.
it was a serious question. i really think most people believe that consuming fat makes you fat.
Posted on 1/1/19 at 7:16 pm to Jax-Tiger
Wives are a mess. Mine got a pair of Burberry,Prada and Manolo shoes for Christmas and a Tanzanite and diamond ring. I got a set of GOT scotches, and some bourbon. Yet she got the short end of the stick. Cant live with them or without them,
Cant live with them or without them, 
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