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re: Coffee shops in baton rouge

Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:42 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50626 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:42 am to
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There are no coffee shops in baton rouge that make a plain simple good cup of coffee.

I don't get it.

How can you make a nine ingredient latte but mess up a simple cup of dark roast.


THANK YOU!!!

I don't go to coffee shops anymore because all I fricking want is a goddam cup of coffee with a little milk and sugar in it. I ask for a cup of coffee and they're like "what do you want". A fricking cup of coffee you liberal hackjob! Not a liquid dessert. Pour some regular coffee into a cup, add a little milk, little bit of sugar, and stir. That's what I fricking want. Hold the fricking judgement.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 8:43 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50626 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:44 am to
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McDonald's

McDonalds coffee is disgusting, for what it's worth. I'd rather catch the ghey at a coffee shop than drink their shite.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:44 am to
I just make my own at home. Drinking a black, dark roast Community right now
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:45 am to
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I don't go to coffee shops anymore because all I fricking want is a goddam cup of coffee with a little milk and sugar in it. I ask for a cup of coffee and they're like "what do you want". A fricking cup of coffee you liberal hackjob! Not a liquid dessert. Pour some regular coffee into a cup, add a little milk, little bit of sugar, and stir. That's what I fricking want. Hold the fricking judgement.

You seem to get angry fairly easy.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50626 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:50 am to
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You seem to get angry fairly easy.

I do. But I'm not angry here. It just blows my mind that coffee shops don't offer a regular cup of coffee. If you go in and ask for something that doesn't sound like some fat millennial college dropout created it, you get looked at like you're fricking retarded.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50626 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:52 am to
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I just make my own at home. Drinking a black, dark roast Community right now

Saves a shite ton of money for you, too. Also gets your colon in action and makes you poop easier than that other shite.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6129 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:03 am to
Magpie is the GOAT of Baton Rouge coffee shops
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38025 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:08 am to
Exxon "On the Run"
Waffle House

One of these trendier, local joints should realize some of us just want a small/medium/or large cup of coffee. Simple coffee. No foam. No special creamers. No custom sizes.

Just coffee.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7662 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:09 am to
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I don't go to coffee shops anymore because all I fricking want is a goddam cup of coffee with a little milk and sugar in it. I ask for a cup of coffee and they're like "what do you want". A fricking cup of coffee you liberal hackjob! Not a liquid dessert. Pour some regular coffee into a cup, add a little milk, little bit of sugar, and stir. That's what I fricking want. Hold the fricking judgement.


100%. I can't stand frou frou drinks. I will sometimes get a cafe au lait from PJ's. But that's as out there as I get. The other stuff is coffee flavored drinks. Not coffee. And I agree with the condescension. You're making coffees, not curing cancer.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 9:10 am
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53877 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:11 am to
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PJ's Coffee 


We're boycotting PJ's
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78342 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:16 am to
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Buy a pound of Community Coffee


I prefer good coffee

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Don't buy some over priced frilly arse shite with whipped cream, caramel, chocolate shavings, and cinnamon.


Have you ever been to a coffee house or just heard about them in a Dennis Leary standup routine?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50626 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:25 am to
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I prefer good coffee



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Have you ever been to a coffee house or just heard about them in a Dennis Leary standup routine?

You're not convincing me.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110887 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:26 am to
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I don't go to coffee shops anymore because all I fricking want is a goddam cup of coffee with a little milk and sugar in it. I ask for a cup of coffee and they're like "what do you want". A fricking cup of coffee you liberal hackjob! Not a liquid dessert. Pour some regular coffee into a cup, add a little milk, little bit of sugar, and stir. That's what I fricking want. Hold the fricking judgement.


The French Truck in New Orleans will give you a good one.

Try the one in Baton Rouge maybe?

Don't worry about being "judged" by the resident barista.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50626 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:27 am to
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We're boycotting PJ's


Is that because of the owner's membership on the LSU BoS? The one that has the ability to fire Joe Alleva but chooses not to? That same guy?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78342 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:27 am to
Well, you are being willfully ignorant. In my experience your mind is made up and you can't be convinced.
Posted by GeauxPack81
Member since Dec 2009
10573 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:27 am to
1. Garden District Coffee


The rest. French Truck Coffee, Simple Joes, Magpie, Coffee Call, Brew Ha Ha
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29811 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:44 am to
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cup of coffee with a little milk and sugar in it


You woman
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29811 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:46 am to
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Buy a pound of Community Coffee


I prefer good coffee


...no real coffee aficionado will insult community.

For a large company, they make a damned good bean.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3296 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:51 am to
Magpie and French truck are the best.... Imo.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3296 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:53 am to
I'm assuming you haven't been to magpie. They have phds in coffee and do the best pour over your going to find anywhere
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