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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA

Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:24 am to
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:24 am to
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She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her. (...) She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards.


Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27581 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:33 am to
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I’m thinking they will have a hard time getting a good sample from fricking Italy back to Las Vegas


Warant will get lost and if Juventus is doing well, the Italian authorities in Rome will never receive it
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66951 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:37 am to
They'll have one of the Italian cops jerk off in a cup and send it back to America.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81893 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:22 am to
Comparing Darren Sharper to Christiano Ronaldo is ridiculous.

Dude did not rape anybody.

#StandWithChristiano

This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 10:46 am
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95514 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:36 am to
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Dude did not rape anybody
Dude


quote:

quote:

"I fricked her from the side. She made herself available. She was lying on her side, in bed, and I entered her from behind. It was rough. We didn't change position. 5/7 minutes. She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her. (...) She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."

Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11342 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:40 am to
He apologized. What more do they want?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66951 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:11 pm to
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'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."


Cristiano is a considerate rapist, not like all those other rude rapists.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95514 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:14 pm to
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Cristiano is a considerate rapist, not like all those other rude rapists.


The woman said "im not like the others"
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28079 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:16 pm to
This thread, so much fail.

no "Jews Did This" gifs yet, c'mon. The MSB board is getting soft. If this was the OT, shite would of been posted by 4th comment.



Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112339 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:18 pm to
I believe someone posted it and it got whacked
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28079 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:20 pm to
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I believe someone posted it and it got whacked


Seriously???? shite Mods on MSB board.

Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82037 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:27 pm to
It was the very first post
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66951 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:28 pm to
Dammit. Those pesky quotation marks ruin everything.
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2069 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 6:09 pm to
I hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112339 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 6:11 pm to
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hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.


*as long as he’s pretty
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85010 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 7:34 pm to
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Ronaldo plays for the club Juventus


By far the most shocking part of this excerpt.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26821 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 11:14 am to
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I hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.


I’ll let her know it’s not ok to go to the hotel room of eurotrash soccer players in Vegas.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5701 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 12:13 pm to
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he can get any female in the world


Except he's a Soccer player. It was probably a guy.

Eta: Never mind. I actually read the article and it nullified my theory.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 12:22 pm
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73867 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 1:01 pm to
Ppl still believe a paid club hooker didnt want the Ronaldo
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