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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:24 am to lsupride87
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:24 am to lsupride87
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She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her. (...) She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:33 am to The Pirate King
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I’m thinking they will have a hard time getting a good sample from fricking Italy back to Las Vegas
Warant will get lost and if Juventus is doing well, the Italian authorities in Rome will never receive it
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:37 am to KiwiHead
They'll have one of the Italian cops jerk off in a cup and send it back to America.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:22 am to Blueprint
Comparing Darren Sharper to Christiano Ronaldo is ridiculous.
Dude did not rape anybody.
#StandWithChristiano
Dude did not rape anybody.
#StandWithChristiano
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 10:46 am
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:36 am to SirWinston
quote:Dude
Dude did not rape anybody
quote:quote:
"I fricked her from the side. She made herself available. She was lying on her side, in bed, and I entered her from behind. It was rough. We didn't change position. 5/7 minutes. She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her. (...) She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:40 am to lsupride87
He apologized. What more do they want?
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:11 pm to lsupride87
quote:
'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."
Cristiano is a considerate rapist, not like all those other rude rapists.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:14 pm to tigerpimpbot
quote:The woman said "im not like the others"
Cristiano is a considerate rapist, not like all those other rude rapists.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:16 pm to tigerpimpbot
This thread, so much fail.
no "Jews Did This" gifs yet, c'mon. The MSB board is getting soft. If this was the OT, shite would of been posted by 4th comment.
no "Jews Did This" gifs yet, c'mon. The MSB board is getting soft. If this was the OT, shite would of been posted by 4th comment.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:18 pm to SeeeeK
I believe someone posted it and it got whacked
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:20 pm to wildtigercat93
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I believe someone posted it and it got whacked
Seriously???? shite Mods on MSB board.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:28 pm to lsupride87
Dammit. Those pesky quotation marks ruin everything.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 6:09 pm to SirWinston
I hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 6:11 pm to Blueprint
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hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.
*as long as he’s pretty
Posted on 1/11/19 at 7:34 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Ronaldo plays for the club Juventus
By far the most shocking part of this excerpt.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 11:14 am to Blueprint
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I hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.
I’ll let her know it’s not ok to go to the hotel room of eurotrash soccer players in Vegas.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 12:13 pm to imAMAZING
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he can get any female in the world
Except he's a Soccer player. It was probably a guy.
Eta: Never mind. I actually read the article and it nullified my theory.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 1/12/19 at 1:01 pm to p0845330
Ppl still believe a paid club hooker didnt want the Ronaldo
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