Lots Of Smokes Men! HOLD!!!!

Well men. Here we are. Coming down the home stretch.


We've been a dedicated bunch. This has been a long war, ever since the first whispers of Riley being the guy were uttered by the great Oracle TigerbaitLawyer in October we've all been hopeful that the white whale would be caught.

We've endured being lambasted by every trailer park in Oklahoma using their AOL dial-up, to troll our perimeters. We've been called delusional, poor cajuns. We've endured napalm bombs of doubt from Bruce Feldman and crew. The media has been gas lighting us with Butt chin O'Brien. Trying to stump us with Stoops.

We've dealt with Jort arse holes jumping in the war taking USL's head coach and spiking the ball in our face like we even wanted the guy.


I must admit. I've been weak in the knees at times during this thing. Only to be led safely back to strength by the good St. Gruss and other patron saints. WE must continue to hold onto to the truth brought to us by the Sauces.


We stand before the final battle. The hardest week. We must prepare for the most gaslighting, shite posting, and an assault from Oklahoma trailer parks like never before.


We must hold fast to what we know is true. Riley is comin. Woody has his guy. Death Valley will soon be filled with 100k fans once more. Our offenses will be lighting up scoreboards and more Heisman's will be won.

Don't let the smoke and fog of war blind you from the prize. Holdfast this week. It will get crazy. Names are being thrown out there by Sexton's clan. He's looking to get raises for his clients at the last minute because he knows the biggest leverage he has is about to be off the market. Just look at some of these deals flying around now. He knows once LSU announces their 12 million dollar man. His game is up

Just remember, don't fall off the ride! Prepare your armory of shite post and memes. Because once this deal is announced. We will ride into to the lands of Oklahoma fans, and other SEC fans. We will troll them with memes and shite post not seen since great commander Burrow led our forces to glory. WE will pillage every last bit of smugness they have in their villages. Just survive this final battle. Then we ride into their lands.


RIDE FOR RILEY!