Husbands of the OT, how big was your wife’s ring?

3-50

Tell your woman you bought her fake diamonds, see how that goes. It’ll go poorly

Not very big, I was broke as shite but she constantly talks how much she loves it even more than 20 years later. I spent less than $500 on it. I don't know anything about jewelry, or how to determine size and what carat it is.

1 carrot, which was one carrot too big since I'm divorcing the bitch.

It’s not how big you make her ring, but how big you make her O-ring

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Curious how this works.

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if you've got a shallow, selfish woman, the size and cost of the rocks is a yuuge deal, I designed a ring for my old lady(with the help of an experienced custom jeweler,) that came out beautiful and its appearance gives the impression that its carat weight is a lot more than it is, but it's fairly modest, wasn't trying to go cheap or go overboard(was around $6k last century, appraised for a bit more,) she loves it and everyone compliments it


ETA: my ring cost $15, stainless steel, bought it a kiosk in a mall nearby

Smaller than her balloon knot

First wife- real diamond, fake orgasms.

Second wife- fake diamond, real orgasms.