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Why aren’t the Amish plagued with COVID?

Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:30 pm
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4268 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:30 pm
Because they don’t have a tv!
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:33 pm to
Because they aren’t fat diabetic slobs that suck the government teat for a living.
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:34 pm to
They got Covid, they just treated like any other virus and went on with their lives. Some people died most didn’t, that’s how we’ve done it since beginning of man, until 2020. And a virus became political
This post was edited on 10/30/21 at 1:34 pm
Posted by NCAAFootballGenius
Member since Nov 2006
323 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:40 pm to

#1 Their diets aren't complete shite based on processed foods and factory farmed livestock.

#2 They don't work in cubicles reporting to incompetent middle managers with woke HR depts.

#3 They get sunlight

#4 They aren't on prescription drugs because of #1-3.

#5 They did have some elderly die at the beginning, but now have herd immunity.

Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
1832 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:40 pm to
Because they don't get any vaccines. Their natural immunity is in Hulk mode.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4945 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:42 pm to
Covid is definitely the weakest plague I've ever seen.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58567 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:59 pm to
Do we have stats on how many of them were affected? A link or something?
I tend to believe this and agree with what the responses have been so far, but the Amish are whack jobs in general.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156306 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 1:59 pm to
Even Ezekiel thinks mask mandates are wrong.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
35146 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 2:37 pm to
They aren't obese and they don't watch cable news

Covid doesn't stand a chance against that
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120065 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
31656 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by Topisawtiger
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3515 posts
Posted on 10/30/21 at 4:51 pm to
Because they think it is and treat it like a cold as most very healthy people would.
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