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During Shatner’s three minutes in outer space…

Posted on 10/13/21 at 5:57 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 5:57 pm
Did Capt James T Kirk knock the bottom out of the blond?

Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 5:58 pm to
What?
Posted by footswitch
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 5:58 pm to
Nurse Chappel should be there.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 5:58 pm to
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What?


Only Trekkies will get the joke
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 5:59 pm to
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Did Capt James T Kirk knock the bottom out of the blond?



Since it’s Bra Free Day, I just wonder if she let those puppies free in zero gravity?
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Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 5:59 pm to
What did he do with the other 2 minutes?
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:02 pm to
Shatner is a good example of it being better to be fat once you pass a certain age. Before about 75 it means you’re probably going to have a heart attack but if you make it into your 80s having some extra meat on the bones really helps you. It helps your body stay strong and recover better. You see too many old people waste away.

Jack Nicholson is another example. He’s 84 and fat as shite.
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Posted by WestSideTiger
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:08 pm to
She’s no Carol Marcus.

Posted by Ezra Reed
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:09 pm to
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Did Capt James T Kirk knock the bottom out of the blond?


1) Was not sponsored by Viagra

2) Depends do not have a fly front

3) You are a fricking idiot.
Posted by brewhan davey
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:20 pm to
1. That one dude looks creepily like Spock.
2. Shatner's head is yuge.
3. We like our astronauts clean shaven and over the age of 15.
4. Powers? Wood.
This post was edited on 10/13/21 at 7:40 pm
Posted by BHM
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:24 pm to
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Did Capt James T Kirk knock the bottom out of the blond?





Well, she is smiling in the picture.
Posted by DarkDrifter
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:26 pm to
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Did Capt James T Kirk knock the bottom out of the



Nope waited till he landed pounded a 5th of Romulan Ale and banged an Orion (Thats the green chick for you non-Trekkies)
This post was edited on 10/13/21 at 6:26 pm
Posted by geaux88
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:30 pm to
Tangent: I know by definition they are now "astronauts." The definition needs to be changed. Just because a bunch of civilians got to go an a theme park from hell joy ride does not make them REAL Astronauts. Same for the other civilians that went up into actual orbit. They are no more "astronauts" than a fat frick riding a super duper thrill ride at Disneyworld.
Posted by USMEagles
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:36 pm to
I think the feds agree they're not astronauts, unless they did some productive work that I'm unaware of. That's been clarified.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:42 pm to
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Only Trekkies will get the joke

you mean losers

Posted by hg
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:53 pm to
Dude looks good as hell for being 90. He’s also looked to be 60 for forever now. Good for him
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 6:54 pm to
You know what would have been really cool?

If they had sent the whole cast from Better Late than Never into orbit and filmed it for an episode.

This post was edited on 10/13/21 at 7:12 pm
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