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Now accepting customers to be bitten by my Brazilian wandering spider....

Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:14 pm
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23228 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:14 pm
His name is The Rock
Link to The Rocks Bio

In addition to intense pain and possible medical complications, the bite of a Brazilian wandering spider can deliver a long, painful erection to human males.


This post was edited on 8/17/21 at 1:29 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20531 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:16 pm to
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Now excepting customers to be bitten by my Brazilian wandering spider....

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73540 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:16 pm to
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Now excepting customers to be bitten by my Brazilian wandering spider....



i don't except this title
Posted by deauxbreaux
Member since Jul 2020
36 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:17 pm to
Sounds acceptional
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
1010 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:17 pm to
Perfect grammar accept for one word.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:17 pm to
how much they paying?
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11498 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:19 pm to
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long, painful erection to human males.





Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149425 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:22 pm to
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a long, painful erection
is there any other kind
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:22 pm to
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long, painful erection to human males.


So glad they clarified its only males. Women's erections are safe for now.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19134 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:23 pm to
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Now excepting


Tell us how you scored an 18 on the ACT without telling us.....
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23228 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:28 pm to
As I suspected grammar Nazis do not care about having erections
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73540 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:29 pm to
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As I suspected grammar Nazis do not care about having erections


or, they don't need help from a spider?
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23228 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:30 pm to
Ok there limmpy
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
38152 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:31 pm to
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long, painful erection to human males.
:ThatsMyFetish.gif:
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10914 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:35 pm to
Tadalispider
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19134 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 1:36 pm to
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As I suspected grammar Nazis do not care about having erections


Well plaid my friend, well plaid. Tooshay. Ewe have one the OT metal for the day.....



Posted by theantiquetiger
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Member since Feb 2005
20041 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 2:22 pm to
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As I suspected grammar Nazis do not care about having erections



I don’t need to be a Grammar Nazi to cringe on your bad spelling. Just except it!
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
9933 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 2:50 pm to
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Well plaid my friend, well plaid

quote:

well plaid

quote:

plaid

Plaid: checkered or tartan twilled cloth, typically made of wool.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19134 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 2:56 pm to



Ewe gettses a metal two.........








Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 2:58 pm to
First Covid and now painful penis projection causing spiders. Thanks Obama
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