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British man breaks penis vertically during sex in first case of its kind

Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:02 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21084 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:02 pm
I bet that smarts.

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A 40-year-old man broke his penis vertically after it ‘buckled’ during sex
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He suffered a 3cm tear on the right side of his member, around the middle, and was in urgent need of surgery.
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Experts believe this is the first case of its kind, as all previous instances of penile fracture have been horizontal.
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Doctors are advised to operate on fractured penises within 24 hours to prevent complications, including permanent erectile dysfunction or a lifetime of painful sex.
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While there are no bones in the penis, it can still feel like its breaking following a blunt trauma. The organ can buckle and bend under too much pressure, causing blood to leak out.
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Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3347 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:03 pm to
We can post X-rays of a broken dick, but can’t post hand bras?
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:05 pm to
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We can post X-rays of a broken dick, but can’t post hand bras?


MRI but I get your point.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:05 pm to
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4698 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:06 pm to
Must be the Sigma Variant doing work.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19416 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:06 pm to
I have never experienced a broken penis but something tells me, until the surgery, it would be constant pain
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:06 pm to
“People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the arse,
I like having a detachable penis.”
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147919 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:07 pm to
Rub some dirt on it buttercup
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71147 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:07 pm to
frick you. frick you for this thread, and frick you for not using a NSFAnywhere tag.
This post was edited on 7/8/21 at 3:08 pm
Posted by DhanTigers212
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21084 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:07 pm to
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I have never experienced a broken penis but something tells me, until the surgery, it would be constant pain


Wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Mingo.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:08 pm to
I physically cringed
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21084 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:09 pm to
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I physically cringed


So did I. frick that.
Posted by Tortious
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:09 pm to
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We can post X-rays of a broken dick, but can’t post hand bras?



I'm ready to march. Just pick a route with favorable looting opportunities.
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:10 pm to
That involved some gay shite, didn't it?
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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37996 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:10 pm to
Might as well get an enhancement while they are fixing it.
Posted by DJNOS1978
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
788 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:11 pm to
Bruh I don't know if I should have respect for the dude or be laughing. I need more details. Was it a vigorous event or someone who has a man bun? It makes a difference.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45828 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:11 pm to
Jordans and flat screens, amirite?
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21084 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:12 pm to
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frick you. frick you for this thread, and frick you for not using a NSFAnywhere tag.


Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4232 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 3:12 pm to
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