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re: Why does everyone hate Dasani water?

Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:13 pm to
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
15326 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:13 pm to
Same reason everyone hates Guy Fieri and Nickleback.

The answer is they don’t know, but it is cool.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10677 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:14 pm to
We have Kentwood delivered monthly.

Dasani is terrible but I’ll drink it if I have to. It’s just filtered tap water. I’d never pay for it though.

Overall, Fuji is probably the best water I’ve run across.

There is some $100 bottle of water people swear by. It’s like some melted polar icecap. I think it’s a load of crap- never tasted it. Sounds like Nuevo riche people crap
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49136 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:17 pm to
I'd love to do a blind taste test of bottled water. I bet nobody could pick any of them. In my mind Fiji is the best though. I think it's because I just paid $2 for a bottle of water and I expect it to be excellent
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 7:18 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86624 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

is bottled Atlanta tap water.


And? What exactly is the problem here?

If I'm getting a $0.99 bottle of water from the gas station I'm pretty much expecting it to be standard regular ol water.

"Dasani sucks" is the modern day "Skyler white is the worst tv wife of all time" or "Nickelback is the worst band of all time". Neither arw true but it's become such a meme at this point that people just say it to try to sound cool and fit in with others.

It's fricking water. Like literally...water. Do a blind taste test with Dasani, deer park, local grocery store brand, tbe expensive electrolyte water, and 10 others and I'll bet a million dollars the motherfrickers here can't put em in order.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14034 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

has salt in it
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:27 pm to
For me it is too salty. They add too much for flavor to it.
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 7:29 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:29 pm to
It’s a step above that Deer Park shite, but it’s still very bad. It tastes like minerals to me.
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
11949 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:32 pm to
Core water FTW
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:32 pm to
You sure are triggered over water

The problem with Atlanta water is that it’s from that worthless state of Georgia.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7757 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

It is bottled Atlanta tap water.


Fun fact it is probably bottled from your same local Coca-Cola bottler.

So, if you are from most places in LA you are getting Baton Rouge tap water unless Coca Cola has its own spigot and filters to the Baton Rouge Aquifer.
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33986 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:40 pm to
Dasani is Atlanta tap water sold by coke. It really is the worst of all bottled waters
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
50146 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:41 pm to
quote:


People are always whining about it on Twitter


What don't people bitch about on twatter?

Bitches gon bitch
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25918 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:42 pm to
The $0.69 or so cheapest bottles at gas station get the job done just fine for me if Im thirsty on the road.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49136 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:42 pm to
That's what I usually buy. Racetrac water or whatever.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10074 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:43 pm to
I don’t hate Mother Earth, so I only drink bottled water if I need to, which is quite rare.
Posted by momentoftruth87
DeSantis Country
Member since Oct 2013
73209 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:45 pm to
I don't get Dasani because I personally feel like it's never cold in a convince store/vending machine. I do read most bottles to see which tributary or municipal water supply it came from
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 7:46 pm
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8844 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:47 pm to
Dasani has salt in it. I could definitely pick the Dasani out in a blind test. gimme Dasani, Kentwood, and Baton Rouge sink water and I can tell you each one blindfolded.
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6501 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Core water FTW



the only water
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9522 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:48 pm to
Only an a-hole would pay for bottled tap water. If you're going to purchase bottled water, at least get spring water or something.
Posted by LSU2001
Cut Off, La.
Member since Nov 2007
2388 posts
Posted on 5/31/21 at 7:48 pm to
This reply is to everyone in general I just replied to the last post. I only buy Mountain Valley spring water. To me it has the best flavor and the minerals in the water is primarily calcium carbonate from the limestone formations it flows through. I can tell the difference between MV and brands like Dasani but it taste about the same as other spring water brands. There is a difference between the tap water brands and spring water.
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