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Since it's been a while since we've had a joke thread
Posted on 4/22/21 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 4/22/21 at 5:53 pm
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day - but I couldn't find any.
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Posted on 4/22/21 at 5:55 pm to Ajo Devil
You know what mansplaining is?
It’s when a man explains something to a woman...
Because she’s wrong.
It’s when a man explains something to a woman...
Because she’s wrong.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 5:56 pm to Ajo Devil
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Posted on 4/22/21 at 5:58 pm to Ajo Devil
University of Louisiana....at Lafayette
Posted on 4/22/21 at 5:59 pm to Ajo Devil
People who say white folks can't jump have clearly never watched any 9/11 footage.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 5:59 pm to Ajo Devil
Man: You are a 10.
Woman: Aw thanks!!!
Man: On the pH scale cause you're basic.
Woman: Aw thanks!!!
Man: On the pH scale cause you're basic.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:01 pm to HempHead
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?
Invite 2 of them
Invite 2 of them
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:02 pm to Ajo Devil
A ship captain, a criminal, and a radio DJ walked into a bar...
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:03 pm to AUTailgater
quote:
AUTailgater
There are a few truths we have to recognize in this world. Jews will not recognize Christ as the Savior. Christians will not recognize Muhammad as the Prophet. Baptists will not recognize each other at the liquor store.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:03 pm to HempHead
Ewww damn
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:04 pm to AUTailgater
quote:
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?
Invite 2 of them
Haha I always liked “never bring one baptist fishing......he’ll drink all your beer”
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:06 pm to Ajo Devil
What do you call a nosey pepper?
Jalapeño business
Jalapeño business
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:08 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Because she’s wrong.
Women jokes always remind me of Norm when someone asks him about Sarah Silverman. "Oh, she's the funniest. Well, except for dudes."
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:09 pm to Ajo Devil
Communists
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:11 pm to Ajo Devil
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Juan on Juan.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:13 pm to Martini
quote:
Martini
Can someone please ban this motherfricker already?
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:16 pm to Ajo Devil
Why are elevator jokes so funny?
Because they work on so many levels
Because they work on so many levels
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:16 pm to Ajo Devil
What do you call a monkey who likes Doritos?
A chipmunk.
A chipmunk.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:20 pm to AUTailgater
quote:
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?
Invite 2 of them
Can't believe in my 50 years I have never heard this...great joke!
Posted on 4/22/21 at 6:22 pm to Ajo Devil
An old man goes to the doctor and says that he has a question about getting old.
"When I was 20 I could grab my erection and wouldn't be able to move it. When I was 40 I could budge it some. Now I can push it with my hand pretty easily. Why, in my old age, am I getting stronger?"
"When I was 20 I could grab my erection and wouldn't be able to move it. When I was 40 I could budge it some. Now I can push it with my hand pretty easily. Why, in my old age, am I getting stronger?"
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