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re: Going on a date with a divorced chick (UPDATE page 37)

Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:27 pm to
I hope it’s a soul pole. Try something new.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:28 pm to
I don’t even want to know what a soul pole is
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

I don’t even want to know what a soul pole is


I think you can figure this one out on your own.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:48 pm to
I did, y’all know I’m a smart cookie
Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

I don’t even want to know what a soul pole is

Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

I don’t even want to know what a soul pole is




riiiiiiiiight
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 3:57 pm to
You are lucky and he has an Amazing personality or amazing when you get lucky?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129047 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:00 pm to
I’m saying it would be awesome if I didn’t have to date a lot and got lucky and the first guy I dated ended up becoming husband # 2 cause he was just perfect for me.


Reality.....I’m gonna need a lot of wine. And can expect a lot of bad dates. And unsolicited dick pics. And being ghosted.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:00 pm to
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And unsolicited dick pics.


digits?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:00 pm to
And being zombied.

And more dick pics.

Maybe a butthole pic as well.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129047 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:01 pm to
Yay! Can’t wait!!
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:03 pm to
I am staying married forever and never dating again if I have to worry about unsolicited butthole pics
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129047 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

unsolicited butthole pics


“You know she didn’t respond to the dick pics...I know just the pics to send her now!”


ETA: my friend didn’t give me an unsolicited butthole pic grading rubric
This post was edited on 3/3/21 at 4:07 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:06 pm to
He just wants you to make his brown eye blue.
Posted by REB BEER
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:07 pm to
Did we ever get an update on Vols date?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129047 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 4:07 pm to
No sex happened. He will see her again sometime this week
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 6:04 pm to
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my friend didn’t give me an unsolicited butthole pic grading rubric


I think you can use the same scorecard... just reverse the grading scale for the first two criteria:

Girth
Length
Consistent Pigmentation
Hair Maintenance
Photo Angle
Appropriate Lighting
Vascularity
Symmetry
Creativity
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 6:11 pm to
Shebis probably one of those weird chicks that has to be married to have sex. Enjoy marriage. Sounds like you are only on the hook for a year or less.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 6:30 pm to
I think that we (LSUBoo, 777Tiger, and myself) should run a Tinder account for lsunurse and pick her next few dates for her.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101931 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 6:33 pm to
That sounds like a brilliant plan right up until we have to sort through the unsolicited buttholes.
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