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Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:35 pm
It's like God is personally smiling on you.
Age 9-10: Parents took us camping to some shitty KOA. I walked down to the showers to grab a coke from the vending machines there. As I'm trying to decide what to get, naked woman walks by the screen door to the women's room. First bush I ever saw.
Age 16: Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls. Later that night, a group of us go swimming in the hotel pool after hours and some homely chick's boob falls out of her top. Praise him!
Age 18: Guy in my class is orbiting a first rate attention whore that his roommate has been trying to bang all semester. Chick is a massive tease. We're heading out to grab dinner, walk by his roommate's door on the way out and the girl is topless showing off a pair of OT 9.9 knockers.
Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then, but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.
Age 9-10: Parents took us camping to some shitty KOA. I walked down to the showers to grab a coke from the vending machines there. As I'm trying to decide what to get, naked woman walks by the screen door to the women's room. First bush I ever saw.
Age 16: Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls. Later that night, a group of us go swimming in the hotel pool after hours and some homely chick's boob falls out of her top. Praise him!
Age 18: Guy in my class is orbiting a first rate attention whore that his roommate has been trying to bang all semester. Chick is a massive tease. We're heading out to grab dinner, walk by his roommate's door on the way out and the girl is topless showing off a pair of OT 9.9 knockers.
Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then, but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.
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Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:39 pm to Muthsera
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This post was edited on 11/14/21 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:42 pm to oVo
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None of this happened
If I was gonna make shite up, I hope it would be more interesting than this mundane crap. I lived a sheltered life in my teens.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:43 pm to Muthsera
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but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.
Damn baw, you need a sex life. I remember some of the times I had at a younger age, but I'm only 33 and most memories are very limited. I don't even remember half the women I slept with over the years.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:44 pm to Muthsera
Saw many wardrobe malfunctions at blue bayou growing up.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:45 pm to Muthsera
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Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then
Go to more pool parties. The wives get drunk and things happen now and then.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:46 pm to Steadyhands
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Damn baw, you need a sex life
I'm married
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:49 pm to Muthsera
When I was 15 I saw a Capitol High School dancer’s boob pop out of her uniform while they were shaking and dancing on the field. She was a true professional. She popped it back in and kept dancing like it never happened. First and last black breast I’ve seen in real life.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:50 pm to Muthsera
I’m a woman with laser hair removal so I just look in the mirror.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:56 pm to tigergirl10
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:02 am to Muthsera
you sound like a little perv
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:03 am to lsuwontonwrap
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you sound like a little perv
I'll own that.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:05 am to Muthsera
quote:usually at any age
as a young person
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:12 am to FieldEngineer
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Go to more pool parties. The wives get drunk and things happen now and then.
Go on...
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:16 am to Muthsera
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Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls.
I was there. Got to play twister and later on got to sneak a girl in my room and she twisted her mouth around my Johnson (had a name at 16...) sorry baw. Nerds rule
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:20 am to Muthsera
How about the opposite.
Last summer at the beach, this girl (age 16-18) with an impressive rack was playing in the HUGE surf where she was cleaned out by a wave... along with her top. 
Last summer at the beach, this girl (age 16-18) with an impressive rack was playing in the HUGE surf where she was cleaned out by a wave... along with her top.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:32 am to The Boat
Don’t sell yourself short. You’re not dead yet.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:44 am to Muthsera
Sometimes all you gotta do is ask. 22 year old bartender last week was explaining how she was tired and didn’t put in make up and wasn’t even wearing a bra. I said prove it. And she whipped a titty out. Impressive.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:47 am to Muthsera
When I was at Orange Beach with my friends when I was 18 we saw this girl with some tig ole bitties completely topless walking around on the beach in front of like kids and families It was a nice day at the beach for sure. I mean these things were bouncing with every step
It was a nice day at the beach for sure. I mean these things were bouncing with every step 
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