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We are about to be accepted into the Space Federation!
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:03 pm
Hea, Mr. Spaceman, won't you please take me along, I won't do anything wrong...
The Byrds were right!
You might want to read this Jerusalem Post Article. A Jew said it, so it must be the truth. I want everyone to know I accept space flight and am ready.
My apologies if old news
I love it. They already have established a "Federation".
There is some outstanding stuff in the article. Makes a good short read.
Edited to add:
Trump knew, but the spacemen made him keep it a secret because we weren't ready.
I am ready!
May the force be with us!
The Byrds were right!
You might want to read this Jerusalem Post Article. A Jew said it, so it must be the truth. I want everyone to know I accept space flight and am ready.
My apologies if old news
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This "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.
I love it. They already have established a "Federation".
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Has the State of Israel made contact with aliens?
According to retired Israeli general and current professor Haim Eshed, the answer is yes, but this has been kept a secret because "humanity isn't ready."
Speaking in an interview to Yediot Aharonot, Eshed – who served as the head of Israel's space security program for nearly 30 years and is a three-time recipient of the Israel Security Award – explained that Israel and the US have both been dealing with aliens for years.
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The 87-year-old former space security chief gave further descriptions about exactly what sort of agreements have been made between the aliens and the US, which ostensibly have been made because they wish to research and understand "the fabric of the universe." This cooperation includes a secret underground base on Mars, where there are American and alien representatives.
There is some outstanding stuff in the article. Makes a good short read.
Edited to add:
Trump knew, but the spacemen made him keep it a secret because we weren't ready.
I am ready!
May the force be with us!
This post was edited on 12/7/20 at 4:08 pm
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Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:10 pm to MeridianDog
quote:Peace is a lie, there is only passion..
May the force be with us!
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:12 pm to SEClint
Only a sith deals in absolutes
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:14 pm to MeridianDog
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:15 pm to LoneStarRanger
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:16 pm to MeridianDog
He’s releasing a book. All you need to know about this.
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:17 pm to MeridianDog
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A Jew said it, so it must be the truth.
Don't mess with God's chosen people, baw.
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:19 pm to BobMayonnaise
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BobMayonnaise
on the keyboards
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:19 pm to MeridianDog
I hope we're not joining this retarded federation:
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:20 pm to O
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Don't mess with God's chosen people, baw.
I know, I worked (VP Quality) for a Jewish Drug Company (Israel Jews).
They are serious people. I understand why an alien would want to make contact with them first. I have no idea how we got involved. Maybe the Israelis invited us to the table.
This post was edited on 12/7/20 at 4:23 pm
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:22 pm to MeridianDog
So do I get to join the mobile infantry?
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:25 pm to MeridianDog
If I'm going with the need for Jewish Israeli contact, then we should name Gal Gadot our supreme leader.
This post was edited on 12/7/20 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:26 pm to MeridianDog
I like the final comment by the Jerusalem Post.
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The Jerusalem Post was unable to reach out to this supposed Galactic Federation for comment.
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:30 pm to MeridianDog
I’ve been informed that aliens are real and the US government already announced it.
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:31 pm to MeridianDog
I thought that incident with Baby Fark McgeeZax got us blackballed.
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:38 pm to teke184
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I thought that incident with Baby Fark McgeeZax got us blackballed.
I think that was all just a wild episode of Earth! on Fognl
Posted on 12/7/20 at 4:49 pm to MeridianDog
If they are living 80's style, I'm going.
Posted on 12/7/20 at 5:33 pm to MeridianDog
Posted on 12/7/20 at 5:37 pm to Waldorf
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If I'm going with the need for Jewish Israeli contact, then we should name Gal Gadot our supreme leader.
I like the cut of your jib sir.
Posted on 12/7/20 at 5:37 pm to MeridianDog
I've always believed that at some point in the future, the governments of the world would lie to us all and say they contacted aliens, and that they told us we have to be communist or something. And they're aliens, so they must be right and we have to do whatever they say.
Sadly, I think most people would eat that up.
Sadly, I think most people would eat that up.
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