re: What are some good side gigs?

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Arms dealer like in the movie War Dogs

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I am the Lord of War.

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I have a somewhat scummy friend who buys steaks with his food stamp card and sells them for half price

I wouldn't suggest someone try this as a side gig, but find a scummy friend that will get you 5$ ribeyes cause it's awesome

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Used to be an old boy in Franklin, Georgia that would take his food stamps and buy pork butts, smoke the butts and sell them, and continue the process. Dude built up a nice business complete with ribs, chicken, stew, deserts, dining room..dude could cook. Trouble was, like all criminals, he got greedy....was taking food stamps for his cooked food at a 2-1 exchange rate....a $5 cash plate of BBQ was $10 in food stamps.....and he was still collecting HIS food stamps and using them to buy meat for the restaurant....all cash, no record. Needless to say he got busted....it took several years but they finally caught up with him. His business was sustainable without the food stamp fraud and tax evasion....but criminals going to criminal...


My grandfather and uncle were wanna be gangsters....ran a bar, a car lot, an auto auction, floating card games and chicken and dog fights....food stamps were acceptable currency at all, but they were only good for about 10- 25 cents on the dollar, depending on who was presenting them and what they were for. They used them to buy food for the bar and concessions for their gambling ventures and auction...they did it for many years and never got busted for it. They wouldn't have taken a food stamp from the government on a dare though...too proud LOL....but they would take them from recipients for all sorts of shite other than what they were meant for....

Assistant crack whore was the worst job in the 90's one year. May have gotten better. Don't know.

Uber or some type of delivery service. With Uber you can work when you want. 2 hours... 10 hours, your call based entirely on what you feel like that day.

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Smuggle dope back and forth from the Caribbean

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Problem is you need a 6 figure boat to do this and if you can afford that then you don’t need a side gig

Post the following in every Craig's list city.

"Don't miss out on the latest sex craze. Successful? You bet! Send $2.00 and a SASE today for full details. Tell your friends. This method works for men and women. Many will wait until it is too late. Don't be one of them."

Then send them back a sheet, telling them to get their overweight butt into a gym and loose that weight.

Easy to get into, minimum cost and every response will be profitable.

You could also sell monkey seed.

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He made crazy tips doing this.

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I hear the tips are nice for WalMart grocery delivery, InstaCart, etc.

It’s a premium service with a delivery fee, so you weed out most of the sketchy people and end up with people more likely to tip.

UPS, Amazon distribution centers will be nuts this Christmas, I'm sure they are hiring anyone that can stand up and pick up a box.

Originally it was not very hard, but I have heard that they have added a lot of unnecessarily complicated shite to it. I def know that the Bar Association would prefer that the lawyer route be the only way to become a notary.