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Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:01 am
Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:01 am
Yep. Human steaks. Cells taken from your mouth, fed blood, and grown until they resemble little beef morsels a few months later. Get your steak fix without harming any animals. WYEI?
Also, they say it's technically not cannibalism if you are eating flesh from your own cells. Glad they cleared that stigma up.
TechTimes
Also, they say it's technically not cannibalism if you are eating flesh from your own cells. Glad they cleared that stigma up.
TechTimes
This post was edited on 11/22/20 at 1:04 am
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Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:03 am to ClampClampington
I’d eat your Mom’s.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:07 am to ClampClampington
So..you eat what you are?
Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:07 am to ClampClampington
your mom likes to taste my meat
Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:12 am to SEClint
If I keep cultivating and consuming myself would I live to be 150?
Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:20 am to ClampClampington
Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:41 am to ClampClampington
Kuru. Kuru for everyone.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 4:22 am to ClampClampington
quote:
they say it's technically not cannibalism
They are technically full of shite
Posted on 11/22/20 at 4:23 am to ClampClampington
This post was edited on 11/22/20 at 4:25 am
Posted on 11/22/20 at 4:30 am to TorchtheFlyingTiger
Posted on 11/22/20 at 4:49 am to ClampClampington
Is this an effective weight loss technique, or is it a weight paradox if you keep eating yourself?
Posted on 11/22/20 at 5:00 am to ClampClampington
Posted on 11/22/20 at 10:11 am to ClampClampington
That's it. I'm ready for the asteroid, aliens, zombies, chinese....whatever ends this shithole planet we live on fastest.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 11:26 am to ClampClampington
And why can't they just take cells from cows?
Have legit beef.
Have legit beef.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 11:28 am to ClampClampington
Posted on 11/22/20 at 11:32 am to SEClint
quote:
So..you eat what you are?
No. You eat who you are.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 11:35 am to ClampClampington
This is going to cause a beef with the cattle ranchers.
Posted on 11/22/20 at 11:38 am to Eyebesmacinhose
..what If it randomly takes the form of a bigger penis than you already have?
Since its genetically compatible..
Since its genetically compatible..
Posted on 11/22/20 at 11:46 am to GeorgeTheGreek
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I’d eat your Mom’s.
Is this hot? OT ruling???
Posted on 11/22/20 at 11:47 am to ClampClampington
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