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Why can’t Taylor Swift keep a man?

Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:01 pm
Posted by The Dunder Mifflin
Member since Mar 2018
882 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:01 pm
Taylor Swift seems like she can never catch a break with finding a man to settle down with. You think her coochie smells?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24774 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:01 pm to
Gay Board
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127944 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:01 pm to
She is probably a starfish
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10747 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:02 pm to
She's probably as insufferable as her songs make her seem. IWHI though
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10947 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:02 pm to
Horrible snapper, no fellatio skills
Posted by Zchlsu
Twin Peaks, Washington
Member since Jan 2011
7380 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:02 pm to
She doesn't want to. They are just a source of song material.
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:02 pm to
Built like a 2x4.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43014 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:02 pm to
Uppity.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69518 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:02 pm to
She’s probably boring and annoying as hell. But worth a night or two.

One of those women who responds to every single question by repeating the question. And never has a conversation with any substance in it.

This is probably not too far off from reality:

Swift on SNL
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 1:06 pm
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52505 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Why can’t Taylor Swift keep a man?
she needs to release another album
Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
9907 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:05 pm to
Because she is a freaking fruitcake !

Nobody wants to live with a mental case 24/7
Posted by The Dunder Mifflin
Member since Mar 2018
882 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:06 pm to
Or maybe......

Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
36691 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Because she is a freaking fruitcake !


I'd simply say she's crazy!!!!
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49163 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:07 pm to
Because she’s a liberal social justice warrior bitch who’s on the fast track to crack whore status.
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14685 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

You think her coochie smells

vienna sausage
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34302 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:07 pm to
Isn't it kind of the same situation with Jennifer Anniston?
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58889 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:08 pm to
No, she's likely bat shite crazy
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12546 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:08 pm to
I wouldn’t last one minute inside her or one minute dealing with her personality.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:09 pm to
That girl reminds me of a road between fort worth and Dallas.



No curves.
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2777 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Isn't it kind of the same situation with Jennifer Anniston?



Yes, but Jennifer isn’t built like Mr. Plank...

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