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Florida Man: Posts Gun Collection Online. Sh*t hits the fan.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:37 pm
3 ROBBERS BREAK INTO HOUSE AFTER HOMEOWNER POSTS GUN COLLECTION ONLINE, NOW 2 ROBBERS ARE DEAD AND ONE IS HOSPITALIZED
Bait and kill isn’t just for deer.
Below is the article in its entirety.
Bait and kill isn’t just for deer.
Below is the article in its entirety.
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Well, these three robbers were not the brightest bulbs in the box, that’s for darn tootin’.
So, let me set this up for you…because it’s a crazy story.
Apparently, this Florida homeowner shared pics of his extensive gun collection online. That post caught the attention of these three very violent (and dumb) criminals who decided, after seeing all the guns that they were going to rob the homeowner.
I mean, I can already see a lot of flaws with this plan…but anyway back to the story…the night of the robbery is upon us and the homeowner is relaxing in his house playing video games when all of a sudden he hears a window break.
*CRASH*
He jumps up and grabs a gun (from that extensive collection) and takes off through his house to see what’s going on.
Now, without giving away all the juicy details that you’ll read below, he comes across the three robbers…and what I can tell you right now is that two are dead and one is in the hospital.
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Early Friday morning, the unnamed homeowner killed two criminals after three black suspects reportedly attempted to break into his home.
“According to Sheriff Chris Nocco [of the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office], the homeowner was playing video games alone when he heard glass shatter in the back of his house,” local station WOFL reported Saturday.
“Deputies said the homeowner grabbed a gun and saw the first suspect down a long hallway wearing a dark ski mask and dark clothing and pointing a gun at him. The homeowner fired and the suspect went down.”
The unnamed homeowner then observed a second suspect pointing his gun at him, so he fired again.
“At some point, a suspect fired his gun, Nocco said. When the second suspect went down, the victim saw a third suspect down the hallway, so he fired again and the suspect fell,” WOFL’s report continued
It was at this point — and not a moment sooner, luckily for him — that his gun jammed, so he hurried off to grab another one. Talk about being strapped.
“When he returned to the hallway, he noticed that the third suspect was gone. That’s when he got a phone call from a neighbor who said he was holding the third suspect outside at gunpoint to keep him from getting away,” WOFL reported.
After deputies reportedly arrived sometime before 1:00 am, the first two suspects, Luis Casado and Khyle Durham, were pronounced dead.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:39 pm to Not_Sure
God bless America and pass the ammunition.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:39 pm to Not_Sure
Too bad he didn't kill the 3rd one.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:40 pm to Not_Sure
I have no problem with this
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:40 pm to Not_Sure
I wanna see the gun collection
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:41 pm to Not_Sure
sadly, some attorney is probly gonna have a field day with this
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:41 pm to Not_Sure
Guess he proved the guns were in working condition
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:41 pm to Not_Sure
pics of gun collection pls
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:44 pm to Not_Sure
Best news I've read all day. I'm dreading the inevitable footage in the coming days of his "auntee" bawling about how he was such a good young man and how she thinks the homeowner should've "shot 'em ina leg!"
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:44 pm to Not_Sure
Homeowner did absolutely nothing wrong going by this account.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:45 pm to Not_Sure
The only thing wrong in this entire story was that the gun jammed. Wonder what gun it was?
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:46 pm to PrivatePublic
He'll be arrested for hunting over a baited field.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:46 pm to Not_Sure
I drank a shot every time the word “gun” appeared in that article and now I’m shitfaced.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:48 pm to Lawyered
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Guess he proved the guns were in working condition
At one point his gun jammed.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:49 pm to Not_Sure
It’s stupid to boast about your gun collection online. It’s even dumber to try to break in. Good thing that homeowner was at the house and prepared.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:49 pm to Not_Sure
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“Deputies said the homeowner grabbed a gun and saw the first suspect down a long hallway wearing a dark ski mask and dark clothing and pointing a gun at him. The homeowner fired and the suspect went down.”
The unnamed homeowner then observed a second suspect pointing his gun at him, so he fired again.
“At some point, a suspect fired his gun, Nocco said. When the second suspect went down, the victim saw a third suspect down the hallway, so he fired again and the suspect fell,” WOFL’s report continued
It was at this point — and not a moment sooner, luckily for him — that his gun jammed, so he hurried off to grab another one. Talk about being strapped.
“When he returned to the hallway, he noticed that the third suspect was gone. That’s when he got a phone call from a neighbor who said he was holding the third suspect outside at gunpoint to keep him from getting away,” WOFL reported.
That’s a whole lot of America up in there...
So, not only is this guy a red blooded American proficient with firearms in protecting himself, but he also has likeminded neighbors too.
Oh, and for those who may wonder why one needs a gun, the armed intruder who shot at him in his own house should clear that up.
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