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If you were a cockroach...

Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:33 pm
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:33 pm
Would you rather be:

A. Stepped on, squashed and killed?

or

B. Scooped up in some toilet paper and flushed down the toilet?

This decision comes up far too often for me. I tend to flush em down the toilet to give them a fighting chance. But it seems too damn cruel. Killing em quickly seems more humane.

If these were your choices as a cockroach, which would you choose? A or B?
Posted by Belly
Member since Dec 2016
245 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:34 pm to
You scoop them up while they're still alive? Frick that.
Posted by LSUnatick
South of Lafourche
Member since Jul 2008
1600 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:36 pm to
What if I told you they could hold their breath indefinitely?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138125 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:36 pm to
OP is a cockroach
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
51892 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:38 pm to
A
Drowning is my biggest fear
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49567 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:39 pm to
I attack roaches with anything I have at my disposal. They will be nothing more than atoms when I’m done with them.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:42 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49567 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:43 pm to
That gif needs an extra syllable
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:44 pm to
Pretty sure they can survive the toilet ride. But I squash them then flush them down the toilet as a double whammy.

Because I don’t trust them to not come back to life in the trash can and crawl out and murder my family after we go to bed.
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

What if I told you they could hold their breath indefinitely?


Somehow that makes it more cruel to flush them. Like a never ending lightless hell.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52945 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:46 pm to
I'd rather the quick smack with a slipper.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:47 pm to
I just eat them
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52945 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:47 pm to
We still have two older toilets and circling that bowl for 10-15 seconds would suck.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20686 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:48 pm to
Where's the option for Raid or the ol Roach Motel?
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

I'd rather the quick smack with a slipper.


You know it never takes less than three smacks.

Most of the time it like...Wack wack...wack...............................Oh shite it's still moving!...wack wack WACK.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

Where's the option for Raid or the ol Roach Motel?


I'm thinking of situations where you must act quickly or let them get away. Like taking a light night piss and you see that bastard crawling towards your feet, but you're only half way thru your piss, then panic sets in. There's no time for Raid. No time for Roach Motel romance.

Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
18251 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 11:54 pm to
C. Lighter and Hairspray
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70383 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 11:56 pm to
That could be Gregor you’re killing.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 6/5/20 at 11:56 pm to
Too many fools with roaches up in this bitch. Y’all stop eating Cheetos on the couch baws.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
12270 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 12:30 am to
How many fricking roaches do you have?
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