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If you were a cockroach...
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:33 pm
Would you rather be:
A. Stepped on, squashed and killed?
or
B. Scooped up in some toilet paper and flushed down the toilet?
This decision comes up far too often for me. I tend to flush em down the toilet to give them a fighting chance. But it seems too damn cruel. Killing em quickly seems more humane.
If these were your choices as a cockroach, which would you choose? A or B?
A. Stepped on, squashed and killed?
or
B. Scooped up in some toilet paper and flushed down the toilet?
This decision comes up far too often for me. I tend to flush em down the toilet to give them a fighting chance. But it seems too damn cruel. Killing em quickly seems more humane.
If these were your choices as a cockroach, which would you choose? A or B?
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Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:34 pm to Langland
You scoop them up while they're still alive? Frick that.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:36 pm to Langland
What if I told you they could hold their breath indefinitely?
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:36 pm to Langland
OP is a cockroach
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:38 pm to Langland
A
Drowning is my biggest fear
Drowning is my biggest fear
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:39 pm to Langland
I attack roaches with anything I have at my disposal. They will be nothing more than atoms when I’m done with them.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:42 pm to Langland
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:43 pm to SEClint
That gif needs an extra syllable
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:44 pm to Langland
Pretty sure they can survive the toilet ride. But I squash them then flush them down the toilet as a double whammy.
Because I don’t trust them to not come back to life in the trash can and crawl out and murder my family after we go to bed.
Because I don’t trust them to not come back to life in the trash can and crawl out and murder my family after we go to bed.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:44 pm to LSUnatick
quote:
What if I told you they could hold their breath indefinitely?
Somehow that makes it more cruel to flush them. Like a never ending lightless hell.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:46 pm to Langland
I'd rather the quick smack with a slipper.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:47 pm to Langland
We still have two older toilets and circling that bowl for 10-15 seconds would suck.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:48 pm to Langland
Where's the option for Raid or the ol Roach Motel?
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:49 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
I'd rather the quick smack with a slipper.
You know it never takes less than three smacks.
Most of the time it like...Wack wack...wack...............................Oh shite it's still moving!...wack wack WACK.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 10:58 pm to Crimson1st
quote:
Where's the option for Raid or the ol Roach Motel?
I'm thinking of situations where you must act quickly or let them get away. Like taking a light night piss and you see that bastard crawling towards your feet, but you're only half way thru your piss, then panic sets in. There's no time for Raid. No time for Roach Motel romance.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 11:54 pm to Langland
C. Lighter and Hairspray
Posted on 6/5/20 at 11:56 pm to Langland
That could be Gregor you’re killing.
Posted on 6/5/20 at 11:56 pm to red sox fan 13
Too many fools with roaches up in this bitch. Y’all stop eating Cheetos on the couch baws.
Posted on 6/6/20 at 12:30 am to Langland
How many fricking roaches do you have?
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