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Congressional member smells. Add yours.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:50 pm
Admittedly random, but I haven't showered in two days, and have run each of those days. Have successfully wiped my arse and brushed teeth as normal. My beard and haircut makes me look like a homeless person. Making an attempt to be fair and balanced here. I'm sooo sick of being mostly at home:
Ocasio-Cortez: Coconut-oil. Seems so logical. Raw and imported from somewhere. And expensive. It may be her mamelles limiting my focus, but I'd bet she smells great.
Rubio: Same category as Cortez but a little more forward, like Hawaiian Tropic. Is there a coconut-forward cologne? That would be it.
Cruz: Soap. Ivory probably. Suave shampoo because he knows the chemical compounds on the back of the shampoo bottles and rejects friviality. Its all the same. Has a steel-wool loofa and his skin is always red because he wants to be clean damnit.
Pelosi: Medicinal. Notes of Peaches and formaldehyde and whatever Botox may smell like.
Grassley: Medicinal, but more acidic and harsh in the nostrils because he doesn't screw around. Might even do Isopropril alcohol baths.
Shumer: Two-year old potpurri candlewax smell, and Ben-Gay.
Nadler: Neem-oil (for his belt) and bacon drippings.
Jordan (Jim): Day-old gym clothes and Speedstick.
Nunez: Talcum and wintergreen Tic-Tacs.
Ocasio-Cortez: Coconut-oil. Seems so logical. Raw and imported from somewhere. And expensive. It may be her mamelles limiting my focus, but I'd bet she smells great.
Rubio: Same category as Cortez but a little more forward, like Hawaiian Tropic. Is there a coconut-forward cologne? That would be it.
Cruz: Soap. Ivory probably. Suave shampoo because he knows the chemical compounds on the back of the shampoo bottles and rejects friviality. Its all the same. Has a steel-wool loofa and his skin is always red because he wants to be clean damnit.
Pelosi: Medicinal. Notes of Peaches and formaldehyde and whatever Botox may smell like.
Grassley: Medicinal, but more acidic and harsh in the nostrils because he doesn't screw around. Might even do Isopropril alcohol baths.
Shumer: Two-year old potpurri candlewax smell, and Ben-Gay.
Nadler: Neem-oil (for his belt) and bacon drippings.
Jordan (Jim): Day-old gym clothes and Speedstick.
Nunez: Talcum and wintergreen Tic-Tacs.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:52 pm to alpinetiger
Which Gawker page did you lift that from?
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:52 pm to alpinetiger
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This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 8:27 am
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:53 pm to alpinetiger
All Dems - like shite....probably soft dog shite
All Reps - like shite....probably like cat shite bc they're pussies
Trump - like Melanie's pussy
All Reps - like shite....probably like cat shite bc they're pussies
Trump - like Melanie's pussy
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:54 pm to alpinetiger
Omar: camel shite and soy
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:55 pm to alpinetiger
quote:
Nadler:
I’d imagine Nadler smells like that foam donut my uncle used to sit on.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:57 pm to alpinetiger
This has got to be the strangest thread on Poli in a looooooong time.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 12:58 pm to alpinetiger
WTF? Are you Joe Biden?
Posted on 5/21/20 at 1:01 pm to alpinetiger
Kamala Harris: Day old cum
Joe Biden: Rotating betwee cotton candy and bubble gum spritz sprays to lure in children.
Joe Biden: Rotating betwee cotton candy and bubble gum spritz sprays to lure in children.
This post was edited on 5/21/20 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 5/21/20 at 1:02 pm to alpinetiger
Dems: bullshite
Reps: chickenshit
Reps: chickenshit
Posted on 5/21/20 at 1:09 pm to alpinetiger
quote:
Pelosi
Anything other than the smell of vodka is the wrong answer. It very likely reeks from her pores.
Posted on 5/21/20 at 1:14 pm to alpinetiger
Schiff: KY, semen and diahrrea
Posted on 5/21/20 at 1:23 pm to alpinetiger
Can’t we just ask Joe Biden?
Posted on 5/21/20 at 1:23 pm to alpinetiger
I also know for a FACT Senator Lankford's office smelled like oiled leather when he was a rep, AND
When Hilldawg's later years in the Senate she reeked of human fecal matter, coated in vodka coated in perfume...kinda like a French person but swapping out the wine for vodka...
When Hilldawg's later years in the Senate she reeked of human fecal matter, coated in vodka coated in perfume...kinda like a French person but swapping out the wine for vodka...
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