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Is Velcro baseball the best beach toy?

Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:53 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:53 pm


GOAT
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:53 pm to
I prefer pounding beers
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
392 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:56 pm to
I usually just put in a vibrating butt plug and try not to spill my drink.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29418 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:58 pm to
Bocche ball is great on the beach. You can just throw them up and stick them.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:59 pm to
You need that big crawfish tray to catch a ball?
Posted by HermanBoone
The Chuck
Member since Aug 2013
878 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:00 pm to
The GOAT beach toy is that ball that bounces off the water. I prefer to drink and chill, but if one of the younger kids has one of those, I have to toss it around in the water for a while.
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12812 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:02 pm to
Frisbee or football.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17052 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:08 pm to
Sure in the frick isn’t.

What you need is something that sets the alphas from the pussies.

Something like smear the queer.

There is nothing more beautiful that running full speed and cramming the top of your forehead into some little biznitch and having that puzzy cry because they are just that weak
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:24 pm to
No it’s not.

The football is the ultimate beach toy.

A friend set up a football bowling thing on the beach one time. It’s like giant washer boards with real bowling pins set 10 yards apart. It was really cool but I can’t imagine packing all of that to the beach all the time.

ETA and kites. Man, I love kites.
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 9:25 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

Is Velcro baseball the best beach toy?

Fleshlight is the best toy no matter the location.
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10502 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:31 pm to
ftw

Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2064 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:51 pm to
Oh sorry....Dizzy bat is the correct answer

We would have also accepted bocce ball with beer cans
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106596 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:54 pm to
I’m more of a book and beer beachgoer
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16750 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:57 pm to
Heck no

It’s those balls you can throw and bounce off the top of the water.

Posted by Boomshockalocka
Member since Feb 2004
59706 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 10:33 pm to
Spike ball bro
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