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Write A Haiku About The Coronavirus
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:39 am
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:39 am
I am not good at it so I am leaving it up to those who have their creative juices flowing this morning. Give us something funny.
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Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:40 am to OweO
I have a fever
Cough cough cough
Cough cough cough cough cough
Cough cough cough
Cough cough cough cough cough
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:41 am to OweO
Ask your "friends".
They have one guaranteed.
They have one guaranteed.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:42 am to OweO
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:43 am to OweO
You came from China
Because some a-hole ate a bat
You killed people and fricked up the world’s economy
So frick you
Because some a-hole ate a bat
You killed people and fricked up the world’s economy
So frick you
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:44 am to OweO
No toilet paper
My arse can’t be wiped right now
Guess I’ll shower now
My arse can’t be wiped right now
Guess I’ll shower now
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am to OweO
Need beer and ammo
The kids are driving me nuts
Keep calm, carry on
The kids are driving me nuts
Keep calm, carry on
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am to OweO
Chinaman ate bat.
Didn't wash hands after that.
Quarantine. get fat.
Didn't wash hands after that.
Quarantine. get fat.
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:52 am
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am to OweO
Lungs almost full up
Goodbye to wife and children
Wish Chris stop posting
Goodbye to wife and children
Wish Chris stop posting
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:49 am to OweO
I know OweO
Also known as Chris the douche
Hope he rolls away
Also known as Chris the douche
Hope he rolls away
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:52 am to OweO
I thought that you were ghey enough to do it well
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:56 am to OweO
Eating bat goes wrong
Kung Flu spreads across the globe
China is arse hoe
Kung Flu spreads across the globe
China is arse hoe
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:01 am to OweO
Germ Oriental
Soccer moms going mental
No TP, shite be gentle
Soccer moms going mental
No TP, shite be gentle
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:03 am to OweO
You know how I make my penis 6"?
Get Coronavirus!
Get Coronavirus!
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:06 am to OweO
People will get sick
Because of the damn Chicoms
Leftists will blame Trump
Because of the damn Chicoms
Leftists will blame Trump
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:07 am to OweO
you come from chi-na
deadly beast out of the east
orange man angry
deadly beast out of the east
orange man angry
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:11 am to OweO
Virus sucks bat wings
Oh wait Chinese do it too
Now rest of world dies
Oh wait Chinese do it too
Now rest of world dies
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:11 am to OweO
Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange
Man Man Man Man Man Man Man
Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad
Man Man Man Man Man Man Man
Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:19 am to OweO
I speak for us all
When I say that we prefer
Kung Flu over you
When I say that we prefer
Kung Flu over you
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:21 am to OweO
We firebombed Tokyo and then nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki off the face of the earth so we wouldn’t have to read or write that shitty poem style.
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