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re: Portland, OR strip club starts innovative food delivery service amidst shortage in patrons
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:25 am to Darth_Vader
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:25 am to Darth_Vader
Well of course
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:25 am to Darth_Vader
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Can I get a lap dance while they’re there?
I'd imagine that's basically what this service is. Finding clients.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:31 am to SEClint
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I'd rather have a disease I voluntarily asked for.
Amen
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:44 am to brewhan davey
quote:First to market ahead of Nude & Food and Stripper Heels & Meals.
Boober Eats
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:50 am to LSU Coyote
quote:There is an interesting aspect to the lack of having to play games with them.
I love trashy women.
LOVE'EM
They know that you know that they know that you know that they’re trashy.
It expedites the negotiation process to a simple “Wanna frick?” level.
The major downsides include that they are walking Petri dishes and they frequently make terrible choices.
But the Lord loves them, who am I to not go along with His opinion?
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:57 am to brewhan davey
Some things are better seen in dimly lit rooms after a few beverages . . . I don’t think I want to see strippers delivery lunch during daylight hours.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 12:09 pm to DivotBreath
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Some things are better seen in dimly lit rooms after a few beverages . . . I don’t think I want to see strippers delivery lunch during daylight hours.
I wonder if you can request a particular dancer to deliver your food.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 12:31 pm to brewhan davey
I knew America could handle this crisis, and damm if the ole gal didn't come through as expected.
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Posted on 3/19/20 at 12:40 pm to brewhan davey
What else do they bring to your door? And STD and a blowjob?
Posted on 3/19/20 at 12:47 pm to brewhan davey
I would imagine that you would want a majority of them to keep the safety mask on.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 12:57 pm to brewhan davey
depends on the talent level. low level talent might ruin your appetite.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 1:09 pm to MorbidTheClown
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depends on the talent level. low level talent might ruin your appetite.
This is true. I wouldn't want the mid-afternoon C-squad bringing me a chop salad.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 1:25 pm to brewhan davey
There's a totally nude BYOB in Longview, TX that is running ads on the Shreveport classic rock stations non-stop advertising they are open for biz and the ladies are ready to party
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Some ol' Porn Star headlining this weekend as well. Part of the Ricks conglomerate.
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Some ol' Porn Star headlining this weekend as well. Part of the Ricks conglomerate.
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Posted on 3/19/20 at 1:38 pm to Winston Cup
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man what i would give for a surf and turf lunch special at palazzio today
It’s the simple things you miss in a time like this.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 2:03 pm to brewhan davey
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They'll wear pasties and booty shorts
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