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Portland, OR strip club starts innovative food delivery service amidst shortage in patrons
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:07 am
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:07 am
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Fude in the nude.
Brilliant.
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Social distancing be damned—Portland will not go without its strippers, even during a global pandemic.
Lucky Devil Lounge is bringing its dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it's calling—wait for it—"Boober Eats."
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The twist comes when your food shows up. Instead of being greeted a harried driver in jeans and a hoodie, your meal is hand-delivered by two dancers.
Fude in the nude.
Brilliant.
This post was edited on 3/19/20 at 11:08 am
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Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:09 am to brewhan davey
Not a terrible idea. 
Have to stay in business somehow.
Have to stay in business somehow.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:10 am to HoustonChick86
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Not a terrible idea.
Have to stay in business somehow.
Definitely. A+ for creativity.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:11 am to brewhan davey
Looks like I'll be ordering
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:11 am to brewhan davey
man what i would give for a surf and turf lunch special at palazzio today
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:11 am to brewhan davey
This is amazing.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:12 am to SEClint
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SEClint
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Portland, OR
Lucky SOB
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:13 am to brewhan davey
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:13 am to brewhan davey
So all you have to do is set the stripper pole up and then when the strippers show up you say just set the food right there then lights, camera, action? 
Just tell the wife you ordered some food it will be here shortly
Just tell the wife you ordered some food it will be here shortly
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:15 am to brewhan davey
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Portland, OR
Lucky SOB ?
I used to think so....
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:15 am to brewhan davey
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Lucky SOB
100% if I did, I'd take pics of the delivery driver(s) and post to the OT.
This post was edited on 3/19/20 at 11:16 am
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:15 am to brewhan davey
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:16 am to brewhan davey
This is awesome.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:16 am to brewhan davey
I love trashy women.
LOVE'EM
LOVE'EM
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:19 am to SEClint
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100% if I did, I'd take pics of the delivery driver(s) and post to the OT.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:19 am to brewhan davey
Stopping one virus and spreading another doesn't really help things.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:23 am to John Gotti
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Stopping one virus and spreading another doesn't really help things.
Lucky Devil Lounge = one stop shop for all viruses.
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:23 am to brewhan davey
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"Boober Eats."
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:23 am to brewhan davey
Can I get a lap dance while they’re there?
Posted on 3/19/20 at 11:24 am to John Gotti
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Stopping one virus and spreading another doesn't really help
I'd rather have a disease I voluntarily asked for.
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