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It’s the tandems. Gotta get rid of the tandems....
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:30 am
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:30 am
Tandem float ban: It’s a real problem
Couldn’t be THE PEOPLE. That’s the politician’s constituents. It must be the tandems that are the problem.
This article, and the thought processes behind all of this explains the problems with HUMANITY in the year 2020.
Don’t walk between trailers during a fricking parade. It’s physics bro. Use the 3 lbs of gray matter in the meat sack attached to your neck appendage and don’t walk where any good sense should tell you that you shouldn’t during a parade, and you’re going to be just fine, like the other humans who knew better and didn’t get trapped and run over.
Why do we now blame inanimate things for our own stupidity?
Couldn’t be THE PEOPLE. That’s the politician’s constituents. It must be the tandems that are the problem.
This article, and the thought processes behind all of this explains the problems with HUMANITY in the year 2020.
Don’t walk between trailers during a fricking parade. It’s physics bro. Use the 3 lbs of gray matter in the meat sack attached to your neck appendage and don’t walk where any good sense should tell you that you shouldn’t during a parade, and you’re going to be just fine, like the other humans who knew better and didn’t get trapped and run over.
Why do we now blame inanimate things for our own stupidity?
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:30 am to Mike da Tigah
I was getting worried there wouldn’t be another thread on this. Thank you for alleviating my fears.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:31 am to Mike da Tigah
The government knows what’s best for you. Move along
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:32 am to Mike da Tigah
quote:
"Moving forward, we are eliminating the use of tandem floats moving forward,"
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Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:33 am to SlowFlowPro
They repeat stuff like that in ghana
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:34 am to Mike da Tigah
Oh, good. I thought at first we were banning baby nutria.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:35 am to Mike da Tigah
It's like blaming a car for a car wreck.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:36 am to Mike da Tigah
"Moving forward, we are eliminating the use of tandem floats moving forward," announced New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:42 am to cbdman
"Moving forward, we are eliminating the use of tandem floats moving forward,"
I remember in high school getting a bad grade for structuring sentences like this.
I remember in high school getting a bad grade for structuring sentences like this.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:47 am to Mike da Tigah
We wouldn’t have tandems in the first place if the city-government didn’t have draconian ordinances in place to begin with.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:47 am to Cosmo
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This post was edited on 3/25/20 at 4:47 am
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:59 am to BestBanker
‘Floats don’t kill people. People riding on multiple floats linked together kill people.’
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:11 am to Mike da Tigah
I just read that the family of the lady killed at Nyx doesn’t feel any extra rules could have prevented her death.
quote:
Her family says what happened was an accident they don’t believe there’s anything the city can do to prevent something like this from happening again. “I don’t know what else you can do. I would say just keep your children from running between those floats. Don’t do that,” says Turner. Her family says they appreciate the love and support they’ve received from the entire community. They want people to always think about safety at parades.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:30 pm to GrapevineTiger
quote:
Moving forward, we are eliminating the use of tandem floats moving forward,"
So, it's cool if they go backwards though, right? Bacchas should have at least one tandem going backwards today. Would take a hell of a driver though.
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