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re: The Rise of Skywalker just killed the franchise (SPOILERS)

Posted on 12/21/19 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 7:41 pm to
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Has Rey ever been injured? Luke had his hand cut off, Anakin all fours chopped off, burned.

I think Kylo gave her a headache once.

Or she just said that to not have sex with his lame bitch emo soyboy evil wannabe pussy arse.
Posted by The Pirate King
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:13 pm to
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The families of all the dead rebels should curse Yoda, Obi-Wan, and all the dead Jedi for allowing all of this shite to happen, when they could have stopped it all.


That’s my thought process as well. This movie took a large stinky shite on every other Star Wars movie as well as itself.

Obi Wan or yoda’s ghost could have summoned force lightning and killed the emperor or Vader and saved a lot of deaths. Hell obi wan could have just force Lightning’d the Death Star and no assault was even needed (twice)
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 8:14 pm
Posted by MaroonMonsoon
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:46 pm to
This movie is far more insulting to the star wars mythos than TLJ
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:52 pm to
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which were built BEFORE the death star


The Death Star was began construction at the beginning of the Clone Wars.

The Sith Fleet didn’t even start being put together until at least after the events of ROTJ 20 something years later. And that’s assuming they started building them right away.
Posted by MaroonMonsoon
Canton
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 9:34 pm to
The only time period that the ships could have been buried is during ANH, because imperial 1's were phased out of service by the time of Empire
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 9:47 pm to
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Thankfully there is The Mandalorian to give me my Star Wars fix...



Best comment.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 9:47 pm to
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True. And this one had Keri Russell...for whatever reason.

another HUGE feminist actress friend of Kathleen's, like Dern and that ginger nose goblin that ended up being a lesbian at the end.
Posted by DVA Tailgater
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 10:34 pm to
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Has Rey ever been injured? Luke had his hand cut off, Anakin all fours chopped off, burned


Kylo had her dead to rights on the Death Star wreckage until Leia interfered.

She “died” killing Sidious.

I get the previous film “Mary Sue” complaints, but JJ addressed that in this film. We saw Rey training and failing and studying. It was inferred that she had been doing that for a while (Poe and Finn whined about it.)
Posted by MexicanBurtReynolds
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 10:39 pm to
The (theatre) previews for the movie are worse than you are getting pissed about.

This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 10:44 pm
Posted by JayDeerTay84
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 10:40 pm to
If by fix you mean give her an extra life sure lol. Just like grandad Palp!!!
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 10:48 pm
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 10:52 pm to
Nah, she was in god mode the whole time. Character arc is boring as shite. If you’re super good at everything, then there’s no need for the characters around you. No need for self improvement. No humility. That’s why her character isn’t relatable on a human level.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 10:59 pm to
The fight on the Death Star wreckage was so bad. She is kind of kicking arse and doing as she pleases against Kylo. Then all of a sudden is completely sucking wind and can barely swing her lightsaber, so Kylo can get the upper hand, just so Leia can reach out to him to turn him for Rey. Was so silly.
Posted by JayDeerTay84
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 12/21/19 at 11:34 pm to
This is worth a watch. Funny rant:

LINK
Posted by stateofplay
Member since Sep 2018
1504 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 3:43 pm to
Who the hell built a 1000 ships for the emperor??

And who was piloting them before First Order decided to help emperor??

The emperor said he could turn his fleet on the First Order if Kylo didnt help so if he had his own army why did he need the First Order?
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 5:21 pm to
Droids.

The Sith Troopers (clones).

He wanted Kylo to bring him Rey. It was an intimidation tactic.
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
9975 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 6:21 pm to
For people that mad at his venting, at least he paid the money to watch it and bitch about it instead of just bitching about it via reddit spoilers or youtubers.
Posted by tenderfoot tigah
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Member since Sep 2004
10451 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:07 pm to
The movie was excellent. Stop crying. 1000x better than Episode 8.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:10 pm to
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The movie was excellent.


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