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re: People that say “bless you” after a sneeze

Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by LSUfanatic
25 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2003
9596 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:57 pm to
Back then, the 1800's, if you sneezed it meant you might come down with the plague. People blessed the sneezes beause they thought they would soon die of the plague
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
5895 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:58 pm to
It would be better if no one said that too you and you just died then
Posted by LSU in Frisco TX
In the Green
Member since Oct 2006
752 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Glad you're ill.


Holy shite, this is funny
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
12848 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:08 pm to
Why don’t you look into the reason people say it before having a hissy fit.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57597 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:27 pm to
I hope your next sneeze gives you a concussion and the shits, you miserable prick. Is that better?
Posted by ReyCamino
70116
Member since Feb 2019
82 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:27 pm to
You are so good looking.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12683 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:35 pm to
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People that say “bless you” after a sneeze


Would you rather they tell you eat a dick or drop dead or something like that?
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:38 pm to
I say it once to be nice, after that IDGAF.
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15418 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

You are so good looking


I knew somebody had this taken care of.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:48 pm to
Bless your little heart.
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
816 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:56 pm to
Merry Christmas A-hole.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14576 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 10:00 pm to
I will fight you
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
6602 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Don't you know you're heart stops beating when you sneeze!


Do not you know you are heart stops beating when you sneeze!
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20188 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 10:18 pm to
Bless you and your hog balls!
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
35146 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 10:18 pm to
I agree. I have always thought this was stupid



Then you have those losers who look at you if you don't say bless you when they sneeze
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38913 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 10:49 pm to
Side note- I think if it’s a chain of sneezes, then one “bless you” is sufficient.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 10:52 pm to
Bless your little heart, Asshat!
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 11:12 pm to
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Don't you know your heart stops beating when you sneeze!


I don’t know that. Cause it doesn’t happen.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 11:21 pm to
My shittiest blessing restores 350 hitpoints and denatures most curses. When I ain't fricking around, and bless somebody like I mean it, they are resurrected from the dead and turn into a Super Saiyan.
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