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Florida Man tries to break into house, 65-yr-old homeowner is a self-trained boxer

Posted on 11/26/19 at 7:42 pm
Posted by lsunorth
Louisville
Member since Oct 2007
153 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 7:42 pm
LINK

Might be my new favorite Florida Man story right here!

Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21131 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

65-yr-old homeowner is a self-trained boxer


Florida Twist, a trained boxer with DV convictions.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
33884 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 7:45 pm to
I love these threads.
Posted by Buck Futter
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2019
499 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 7:46 pm to
Would not meet the homeowner at sonic.
Posted by audodger
Member since Jun 2010
7080 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by audodger
Member since Jun 2010
7080 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by StickD
Houston
Member since Apr 2010
11400 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

65-yr-old homeowner


Is a righty.
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
3055 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 8:07 pm to
Looks like he's been sparing without a mouth piece.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21055 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 8:21 pm to
Just a glance in my direction from that fuglee badass and I would get the runs....
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68283 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 8:39 pm to
That dude got jacked up
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32300 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 8:41 pm to
That dudes jaw is broke
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80092 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 8:43 pm to
Dude looks rough
Posted by Florida225
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
2869 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:02 pm to
Did they both lose the fight?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188619 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:04 pm to
if ever the expression "you should see the other guy" was apt

this is it,

Im just not sure which one is the other guy
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51147 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:06 pm to
is busted coverage a Boston site? Why is it important that he´s a Patriots fan?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

That dudes jaw is broke


Shouldn't they get that treated before taking pictures?

I'm not particularly lawsuit-happy but I'd sue over that.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:36 pm to
"Sands was asleep Saturday night when investigators said his neighbor knocked on his door asking for help after getting into an argument with her boyfriend. When he opened the door, investigators say 35-year-old Mark Katsnelson forced himself inside, throwing punches at Sands. Sands, a 65-year-old self-trained boxer, responded. 'He was out, I mean he was out,” Sands said, adding that he punched the intruder 'as many as I could.'"

Yeah, that's BS. Where's the phantom girlfriend / accomplice in all this?

What did he actually hit the supposed burglar with? It wasn't his 65-year-old "self-trained" fist...

That Sands guy's got some trouble coming.
This post was edited on 11/26/19 at 10:37 pm
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
82083 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:53 pm to
That baw got knocked the frick out
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6997 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

I'm not particularly lawsuit-happy but I'd sue over that.


And you’d be just as wrong as your next comment in this thread.

You have a 2-3 week window to fix these fractures. And it’s best to let some of the swelling resolve before you do it.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121194 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:58 pm to
I love a story with a happy ending.
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