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What's the worst you've been hit in the nuts?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:44 pm
Mine was a baseball that came my way when I wasn't looking. Hurt so bad it gave me gut pain and sent me to the crapper.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:47 pm to theunknownknight
Lacrosse shot I stepped in front of. 5 ounces of solid rubber at about 90 MPH.
Luckily my dick softened the blow a little bit. Mother fricker turned purple.
Luckily my dick softened the blow a little bit. Mother fricker turned purple.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:48 pm to theunknownknight
Football Junior year of high school Le Kevin Smith who went on the play for the Patriots pancaked my 200 lb arse and when he came down I caught all 300 lbs of him on my nuts when his knee went into my groin (not a dirty play and he apologized) the sumbitch had a wide knee. Parents thought I broke my arm cause it was hanging down while being helped off the field. Arm was fine just the coaches telling me not to hold my nuts in front of the whole stadium.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:50 pm to theunknownknight
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:58 pm to theunknownknight
Baseball and football in high school.
Took a helmet right to the crotch in HS and took a ball off a weird hop right to the family jewels.
I’ve hit the pommel of a saddle before while riding and while hot dogging on an ATV.
Took a helmet right to the crotch in HS and took a ball off a weird hop right to the family jewels.
I’ve hit the pommel of a saddle before while riding and while hot dogging on an ATV.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:06 pm to theunknownknight
Nothing was as painful as a case of blue balls I had when I was a teen.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:08 pm to theunknownknight
From your mom. I splugged right into her eye and out of reflex she smacked me in the balls.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:09 pm to theunknownknight
My 5 year old nephew in the frozen foods section @ Rouse's. I saw a flash, then heard "GOT YOUUUUUUU!!!" and then I was doubled over in pain on the floor next to the Marie Calendar's and some dude was laughing his arse off at me from the frozen bread section.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:09 pm to theunknownknight
Blocked a punt in jr high...ball hit me square in the nuts...team was all excited about the return...I didn’t get off the ground until the play was long over
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:10 pm to rowbear1922
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From your mom. I splugged right into her eye and out of reflex she smacked me in the balls.
Coming from the dude who just said
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I'll just RA every one of his threads since no one will stop his shitty posting.
lol yeah, sure.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:11 pm to 9Fiddy
I didn’t get hit in the nuts but I caused someone some major nut pain. I was around 16 yrs old and playing 3rd base. I fielded a ball and short hopped it to first base. The 1st baseman took a shot square in the nuts. He started throwing up blood, dumbass didn’t even have on a cup.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:12 pm to theunknownknight
SO punched my nuts. Long story.
Hurt for a week.
That's what I get for asking for sex.
Hurt for a week.
That's what I get for asking for sex.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:13 pm to theunknownknight
Failed bicycle jump trying to channel my inner Evil Knevil.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:14 pm to WhuckFistle
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The 1st baseman took a shot square in the nuts. He started throwing up blood, dumbass didn’t even have on a cup.
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1st baseman
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dumbass didn’t even have on a cup
Did your school typically require all position players to wear a cup? I've never known anyone but the catcher to wear one and even then, only when catching.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:14 pm to theunknownknight
Baseball - I was only 8 or 9 and went to bunt. I guess I didn't really know what I was doing and turned my whole body like this kid.
Bam, right in the coin purse. I think I blacked out for a second or two.
Bam, right in the coin purse. I think I blacked out for a second or two.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:15 pm to 9Fiddy
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Did your school typically require all position players to wear a cup? I've never known anyone but the catcher to wear one and even then, only when catching.
It's not uncommon for 1st or 3rd basemen to wear cups.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:16 pm to TigerNlc
I can see that. I guess we liked to play dangerously
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