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Is a Jeep the most masculine vehicle on the road?

Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:01 pm
I just picked up a 4 door jeep wrangler. I have never felt so alpha before. Literally 90 percent of the people on the highway are admiring the frick out of it. Women love it, men are jelous. I'm loling at pleb truck owners at this very moment. Can your truck climb up a fricking winding mountain road with 7 foot wide boulders? frick no.
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38295 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:03 pm to
Oh dear lord
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32123 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:04 pm to
I bet it looks like this... and they're laughing...

Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3079 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:04 pm to
Cannot become an alpha from owning or driving a vehicle.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9671 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:04 pm to
Bro, you’re not a real man unless you drive with your leg hanging out your custom Jeep
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
35786 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
Oscar Mayer wienermobile.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10947 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

4 door Jeep Wrangler


Let me stop you right there. Real jeeps have 2 doors.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Is a Jeep the most masculine vehicle on the road?


Oh God not even close
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

4 door jeep wrangler


The most feminine version of a feminine car.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
No. A vehicle that was previously an independent suspension vehicle that is built by the owner to be an off-road machine. Not bought like a pleb.
This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23526 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
It's not all that alpha. Might want to sign up for AAA. Get the roadside assistance. Just a heads up.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:06 pm to
A Jeep is about as masculine as a 4Runner
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12073 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Is a Jeep the most masculine vehicle on the road?

quote:

by cockboi

Checks out
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9958 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:08 pm to
I have a wrangler and I don't know if it's the most masculine vehicle on the road but damn it if isn't a chick magnet.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6961 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:08 pm to
My wife and her friend just bought 4 door Jeep wranglers. I guess you could say the wives of real men buy 4 door jeeps. How does it feel to be a dudes significant other?
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37995 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

Oh dear lord


Hold on a sec, Paul.

I,for one, have always wanted to know how to determine the sex of a vehicle.

Hell, it's getting tough enough with people.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

The most feminine version of a feminine car.

Nurse gonna come in here and frick you up.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41546 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:10 pm to
I recently purchased one for my 16 year old daughter. She loves it.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4515 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:10 pm to
Better start practicing the wave.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58514 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:11 pm to
Did you homos steal the word masculine like y’all did pride?
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